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having drunk too much german vodka and proceeding to throw up all over yourself, get loaded into the trunk of your moms van, wake up on the kitchen floor, and get in a shitload of trouble.
you: hey man lets get wasted i have a water bottle of some sick vodka in my backpack

me: yo im in but dont go pullin a tstas on me alright

tstas by THeKEEb March 28, 2007
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Hakuna your tatas 

An alternative phrase to "Calm your tits".

Other examples are "Sooth your boobs", "De-stress your breasts", "Undo the calamity that is your mammaries" and "Adjust your bust before it combusts".

I also like "Give your chest a rest" and "Don't have a rack attack".
Jenna: OMG I'm stressing out over this test! If I don't get a good score, I'll fail the semester and then I'll fail the year, ruining my life and I'll end up homeless because I cant get a job and...

Mark: Dude, hakuna your tatas. It's just one test.
Related Words
Tstash TSTA tetas Tutas titastic Tistastic titasaurus tsatsas TsTs Gui Tststs

Can'tstandniggaswhocapGender 

When you are a person can't stand niggas who cap so much that you sexually identify as one.
Honestly bro I'm tired of these niggas always capping, I'm might just start identifying as Can'tstandniggaswhocapGender.
Tsatsii is a sweet kind girl she puts others first before herself, she sacrifices for those she loves and cares about people. Tsatsii is an empath and as kind and beautiful as she is on the inside she is beyond gorgeous on the outside, she is a ray of light wherever she goes, you can not help but notice Tsatsii she has a great body and is very hot however she does not flaunt it and this makes her even sexier. Tsatsii's personality is a ten she is witty, funny, kind, empathetic, strong,smart and most of all loving. Tsatsii is ambitious and extremely smart usually with a higher than average IQ Tsatsii is always successful in what she does.
Tsatsii is very wise genuine and beautiful.
Tsatsii by Solarstars133 June 10, 2023
A very beautiful and talented person who is also very selfless and understanding.
Also, the name of a river passing through India.
Wow she's amazing. She's such a Titash.
titash by Leo Fitz August 17, 2016

titastrophe 

The inevitable outcome of poor breast augmentation.
John: Hey David, did you see Taylor's new boob-job? I've never seen such horrible craftsmanship.

David: Yea, man! That plastic surgeon should lose his license. She's a titastrophe!
titastrophe by HollywoodComis April 28, 2008
ยกElla tiene tetas grandisimas!
tetas by one & only April 16, 2006
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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