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Tutas

The act of being obsessed with correcting grammar/spelling. Usually to be anal when correcting ones sentence phrasing, either in speech or text. The "tutas" usually finds methods of either evading situations inwhich he/she/it is at a fault, or cornered. Also known for not using conjugations.
A: "hey b did you c taht show yesterday nite?"
B: " I'm sorry I do not understand what you are trying to say, please use appropriate phrasing."
A:" But..." * B Interupts*
B: "NO! You are wrong! I do not care! I cannot hear you! Why do you even try to speak! I only comprehend English!"
A:" GTFO YOU TUTAS!"
by ThatPersonHere May 24, 2011
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Hakuna your tatas

An alternative phrase to "Calm your tits".

Other examples are "Sooth your boobs", "De-stress your breasts", "Undo the calamity that is your mammaries" and "Adjust your bust before it combusts".

I also like "Give your chest a rest" and "Don't have a rack attack".
Jenna: OMG I'm stressing out over this test! If I don't get a good score, I'll fail the semester and then I'll fail the year, ruining my life and I'll end up homeless because I cant get a job and...

Mark: Dude, hakuna your tatas. It's just one test.
by Hakuna'd Tatas March 10, 2014
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tutant meenage neetle teetles

Tutant meenage neetle teetles is a shit copy of the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Also, You can't say it without laughing.
Tutant meenage neetle teetles is impossible not to laugh at.
by Vladimir Carti November 12, 2017
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tutski

A little pinch, or a hit of either cocaine or pots.
Tutski?
Tootski?
Bro I dont fart.
by Mats McConelly September 26, 2014
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titash

A very beautiful and talented person who is also very selfless and understanding.
Also, the name of a river passing through India.
Wow she's amazing. She's such a Titash.
by Leo Fitz August 17, 2016
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titastrophe

The inevitable outcome of poor breast augmentation.
John: Hey David, did you see Taylor's new boob-job? I've never seen such horrible craftsmanship.

David: Yea, man! That plastic surgeon should lose his license. She's a titastrophe!
by HollywoodComis April 28, 2008
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tubass

An individual whose ass looks like the end of a tub (basically an ass that sticks the fuck out).
That kid has a tubass. Look at how his shirt scrunches over his ass.
by Desi Master September 21, 2005
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