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Hakuna your tatas 

An alternative phrase to "Calm your tits".

Other examples are "Sooth your boobs", "De-stress your breasts", "Undo the calamity that is your mammaries" and "Adjust your bust before it combusts".

I also like "Give your chest a rest" and "Don't have a rack attack".
Jenna: OMG I'm stressing out over this test! If I don't get a good score, I'll fail the semester and then I'll fail the year, ruining my life and I'll end up homeless because I cant get a job and...

Mark: Dude, hakuna your tatas. It's just one test.
Related Words
The action of getting one of your testicles yeeted in outer space.
Related: tamasalizare.
Yo this dude just got TAMASED.
Tamased by bruhmius February 10, 2020

Tatesexual 

Being in love or attracted to Tate Langdon from American Horror Story. Murder House
Hannah: I’m in love with Tate!

Jess: That means your Tatesexual
Tatesexual by Fictional men December 31, 2020
to tremble or shake involuntarily, typically as a result of fear, anxiety or frailty.
me and the hommies don't fear anything, we don't tatazel
Tatazel by chief_$tyles September 22, 2020

bodacious tatas 

outstanding/acceptionally attractive mammary glands, great tits mommy bags
wow, pamela has some bodacious tatas
Large breasts on a female. Often described as bodacious.
tatas by KJ October 3, 2003