Swintering 

To gain weight to survive the winter. A lot of american do this to look hotter for next summer. All the oil from their fatty skin is often lit on a candle, during Swintereen on the 31st of October.

Hey everybody, ready for swinterin'?

Sorry Bud, can't move I'm swintering?

Swintering by MonkeyGod October 27, 2014

sweltering

When it's so hot in the room your shirt sticks to your back

Oh it's offcially sweltering my shirting sticking bro

sweltering by b95x80 September 9, 2010

Spwintering 

The combination of spring and winter, when seasons no longer define themselves, they just meld into one.

It's been spwintering in Georgia since November. Flip-flops and a parka.

Spwintering by Roxie AKA LisaLeesaLisa March 6, 2012

swiffering

to clean floors with the swiffer duster.

i was swiffering my house the other day when i heard the kitchen window shatter.. i went in to look and there was a pile of shit on the floor. All the more crap to swiffer.

swiffering by 4dimensional March 25, 2004

Swithering 

When you cant decide between 2 options

I'm swithering whether to have a pint or a vodka and Redbul

Swithering by The Popeys March 9, 2003

sweatering 

The act of hovering so close to your friend in a bar that you appear to be his sweater, which inadvertently keeps women from approaching the group.

Those chicks were looking hard, but Jimmy was sweatering me so they moved on.

sweatering by woodchipper May 20, 2008

splintering 

The act of splintering is when a man puts his penis in between a girls armpit and masturbates. Recent polls show that more and more teens are splintering. In a recent study, 68% of sexually active teens between the age 14-16 say they have splintered before.

ex. Dude, i was splintering Seth's mom last night and Seth walked in on us!

ex. Were you splintering with Alyssa after Homecoming, because I thought I heard you all in the bathroom?

splintering by SR, HW, and LS October 28, 2008