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swiffering

to clean floors with the swiffer duster.
i was swiffering my house the other day when i heard the kitchen window shatter.. i went in to look and there was a pile of shit on the floor. All the more crap to swiffer.
by 4dimensional March 25, 2004
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swiffering

Comes from the first time someone had sex on a quilt on top of a hardwood floor. It is the moment in which the person on bottom (usually female) begins to be scooted up across the floor. This can be used in more than one way; i.e. to swiffer, swiffered, to get swiffered.
Matthew: How was that swiffering last night?

John: Let's just say it was on wet vac.
by Maggie Cunningham September 1, 2006
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end my suffering

"hey listen to this"
"OH JESUS THE PAIN! END MY SUFFERING!"
by Marsquakes August 1, 2016
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swaffeling

A dutch word for smacking your penis against someone or something.
I woke up in the middle of the night horny as hell, so I started swaffeling my wife's face.
by chaddy September 11, 2013
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Suffering

My life is never ending suffering
by ThatWDude August 6, 2018
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the suffering olympics

The pointless endeavor of comparing different tragedies or histories of oppression to one another by attempting to quantify the suffering and/or injustice of each, so as to determine which tragedy was more tragic, or which oppressed peoples were more unjustly oppressed.
Jamie: Did you heard about the bombing in Boston?
Frank: The Arab world suffers violence like this every day as a result of US foreign policy.
Jamie: ...let's not play the Suffering Olympics.

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Alan: The fight for LGBT rights is this generation's great civil rights movement.
Rob: Their is no comparison between the struggles African-Americans faced and the struggle of the LGBT community.
Allison: Neither compare to the struggle women have faced.
Alan: Do we really need to play the Suffering Olympics?
by Delphinidae Rex April 17, 2013
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Suffering Expert

A person that is so adept at suffering that they have decided to do it for a living.
For your information, I am the Suffering Expert, so don’t you tell ME how to suffer!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019
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