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Decide District 

A shit team with shit leaders and players and shit content. The have about 1K subboted subscribers. That is Decide District.
Decide District by Myth Kites August 31, 2017

I can't decide? 

When you find a definition on Urban Dictionary that you've never heard of but you think other people might have heard of it, so you just click this. (NOTE: Never click this when you see a definition that is a name, e.g. Michael)
I was voting for words on Urban Dictionary and I found this word called Purple Rain, I didn't know the word so I clicked the I can't decide? button.
I can't decide? by Literally Anyone February 19, 2017

i'll decide

A term that Mike uses inappropriately
"I'll decide!!!"

I can’t decide... 

When you click I can’t decide to every word added.
Friend: what about this?
Me: I can’t decide...
Friend: this?
Me: I can’t decide...
Friend: ok..
Me: I can’t decide...
Me: I can’t decide...
Me: I can’t decide...
Me: I can’t decide...

let the dollar decide

When you can't make a decision so you flip a dollar bill.
- Should we order pizza or Chinese food?
- I don't know , let's let the dollar decide.

I'll decide

A term used by people who think they are much cooler than they actually are and think they can actually affect the outcome of anything.
" Wanna have sex? I don't have to clean for the inspection. I'll decide."
"Ahh well then I'll decide to definitely not have sex with you today then. Dickdouche."
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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