shittering

To post a "tweet" on Twitter while taking a shit.

I'm totally shittering right now. Aren't you glad I just told the whole world?

by dnask8 May 14, 2009

shittering

Idiots who post their mental diarreah on Twitter 24/7 and shit all over the internet with ridiculous comments, and an ongoing commentary on their mundane lives.

Me, shittering away!!

I just took the biggest crap LOLZ
07:00 AM May 5th from web

I'm eating breakfast NOM NOM NOM
07:05 AM May 5th from web

OMG I have bad cramps from the pancakes for breakfast. *cries*
07:10 AM May 5th from web

Oh noes I need to take a shit again.
07:12 AM May 5th from web

I took a really good crap using Charmin toilet paper to wipe my arse!
07:15 AM May 5th from web

I am taking a shower.
07:20 AM May 5th from web

My dog farted...!
07:25 AM May 5th from web

I farted. LOLZ
07:30 AM May 5th from web

My dog took a crap on the neighbour's lawn.
07:35 AM May 5th from web

I'm going back to bed ZZZZZ
07:40 AM May 5th from web

by Dick Fitzmary May 14, 2009

shittering

a combination of shivering and jittering

the dog was shittering because it was nervous and cold at the same time

by sciencegirl October 15, 2009

shitterally

To soil one's undercrackers so badly that they have to be destroyed with immediate effect. This is normally 'achieved' by sharting too forgivably.

Errr darling. Can you go get me a clean pair of cacks please. I've quite shitterally soiled these ones.

by ShittierJokes October 15, 2017

the shitter

Another term for a toilet

Just give me a sec, I need to use the shitter!

by Che Aleko June 19, 2006

shitter

A player who's extremely bad at a game and/or lacking the skill set to make his team succeed. Seen in competitive games such as CS:GO, League of Legends, Rainbow Six: Siege, Overwatch etc.

Commonly used in 4chan's /v/ and /vg/ boards.

I solo queued csgo yesterday but we lost because of a dumb shitter on our team who went 0-0-12.

by Anonymous May 31, 2019

shittered

drunk, stoned, pissed out of one's tree, hammered, etc

holy fuck, i was just shittered last night!

by Jenny August 03, 2004