swiffer

-a homosexual person
-something you clean your floor with
That guy is such a swiffer. I need a new swiffer, mine is broken.
by crystalini March 03, 2009
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Something that sounds dirty but isn't.
by JenThe80'sFan May 03, 2004
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when an unsuspecting female isgrabbed by the ankles nd used as a mop o clean man fluid off of the floor
What's that on the floor?
I don't know. I will clean it with a swiffer!
by Da' Hamma December 01, 2003
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Removing sand with a barber's brush off naked ladies beach volleyball teams.
Me: Those hot naked beach volleyballers are in need of a good swiffing.
NG: I'll get my swiffer brush.
by DazzlerSAFC November 27, 2011
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by Scott Berseth March 29, 2004
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to clean floors with the swiffer duster.
i was swiffering my house the other day when i heard the kitchen window shatter.. i went in to look and there was a pile of shit on the floor. All the more crap to swiffer.
by 4dimensional March 25, 2004
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Swiffer

- A mop-like item, small or large, that can be used to try to clean something in brushing motions, usually something powdery or chunky.
- A young gay or lesbian who dates or is adept at picking-up those older than themselves.
- Someone who is good at picking people up but doesn't actually get together with anyone.
"...and, yes, that one (nudibranch) does look like a Pikachu that got busy with a swiffer." - Quoted from True Facts: Freaky Nudibranchs (YouTube)
by somnyadia April 10, 2020
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