swiffer

-a homosexual person
-something you clean your floor with

That guy is such a swiffer. I need a new swiffer, mine is broken.

by crystalini March 02, 2009

swiffer

Something that sounds dirty but isn't.

I like to swiffer on a daily basis.

by JenThe80'sFan May 03, 2004

swiffer

when an unsuspecting female isgrabbed by the ankles nd used as a mop o clean man fluid off of the floor

What's that on the floor?
I don't know. I will clean it with a swiffer!

by Da' Hamma November 30, 2003

swiffer

Removing sand with a barber's brush off naked ladies beach volleyball teams.

Me: Those hot naked beach volleyballers are in need of a good swiffing.
NG: I'll get my swiffer brush.

by DazzlerSAFC November 27, 2011

swiffer

Nick Perry

He's gay with marc

by Scott Berseth March 29, 2004

swiffering

to clean floors with the swiffer duster.

i was swiffering my house the other day when i heard the kitchen window shatter.. i went in to look and there was a pile of shit on the floor. All the more crap to swiffer.

by 4dimensional March 25, 2004

Swiffer

- A mop-like item, small or large, that can be used to try to clean something in brushing motions, usually something powdery or chunky.
- A young gay or lesbian who dates or is adept at picking-up those older than themselves.
- Someone who is good at picking people up but doesn't actually get together with anyone.

"...and, yes, that one (nudibranch) does look like a Pikachu that got busy with a swiffer." - Quoted from True Facts: Freaky Nudibranchs (YouTube)

by somnyadia April 10, 2020