shwittering 

to take a shit while doing the twitter thang

while shwittering the other day i realized that i can am creating a timeline of my daily bowel movements so that weeks from now i can read what i wrote and say "gosh, i remember typing that in the burger king bathroom"

shwittering by toenail78 May 5, 2008

Shwittering 

Tweeting on the toilet

I was shwittering with my buddy from the washroom.

Shwittering by wotyballz April 17, 2014

Spwintering 

The combination of spring and winter, when seasons no longer define themselves, they just meld into one.

It's been spwintering in Georgia since November. Flip-flops and a parka.

Spwintering by Roxie AKA LisaLeesaLisa March 6, 2012

Earth Shattering Orgasm 

Not your typical orgasm, but an all encompassing full body wave of pleasure that threatens to knock the pictures off the wall and Earth off its axis.

Only your Bae can provide an Earth shattering orgasm

Earth Shattering Orgasm by AkRnLee December 7, 2015

The Shittening 

Like 'The Happening' It's the sudden realization that the shit your holding in is worse than you thought. Often when you feel you don't need to go and an immediate urge to shit heavily comes from nowhere

"Last week i was walking to work when i suddenly felt 'The Shittening' It was fucking insane!"

The Shittening by ultimatetroll69 April 29, 2019

Shattering Rodents 

An extremely loud noise. Made famous by independent rapper Lil BRG

Did you hear Misty. Talk about Shattering Rodents.

That concert last night was definitely Shattering Rodents.

Shattering Rodents by Van-GuarD October 15, 2008

Swithering 

When you cant decide between 2 options

I'm swithering whether to have a pint or a vodka and Redbul

Swithering by The Popeys March 9, 2003