shirting

to take your shirt and put it over someones face.

guy puts his shirt over friends face, "you got shirted!"
friend: "damn, shirting sucks azz"

by warezscene March 27, 2009

shirting

The act of smoking marijuana while doing laundry, followed by placing a batch of freshly dried/warm shirts upon the face resulting in a prolonged sensation of bliss.

Friend: What are you up to this afternoon?
Other friend: Shirting my ass off until all my laundry is done.

by dburneikis August 23, 2011

shirting

The action of creating a shirt.

I have been shirting in the bathroom.

by Michael O'Connell July 21, 2004

shirt

why are you looking up "shirt?"

You wear a fucking shirt.

by lzlnh November 1, 2012

shirt

A teener of cocaine in Colorado. Short for t-shirt.

I want a shirt, get it? As in a t-shirt? Cause we're paranoid druggies and we can't say teener over the phone or in a text.

by Paul Rael May 12, 2016

shirt

Human advertisement device

Companies use shirts to create walking advertisements out of people! Your only options to avoid this are to wear blank shirts (not recommended) or none at all.

by ihavenoshirton101 June 16, 2004

a-shirting

The act of physically assaulting ones wife when she gets out of line or becomes a habitual line stepper.

Corey's wife just spent money on a new purse, he'll be a-shirting her when he gets home.

by BeastMaster513 January 5, 2010