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Shindering 

Shindering
verb
Refers to the act of using Tinder while sitting on the toilet. Swiping, not to be confused with wiping, left or right while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Would Mike's Tinder matches go on a date with him if they knew he connected with them while shindering?

Shindering is one of my favorite daily activities.
Shindering by lemmuh March 21, 2016
Words you can keep

Shindering 

Is the act of tindering while shitting.
I swore I’d never tell my wife we matched while I was shindering.
Shindering by Shixter March 24, 2020

Shundering 

Shundering-

1-verb, (to shunder)

Used to describe someone that is

severely stoned or drunk and is

wandering aimlessly.

2-Used to describe someone who is

acting in an abnormal mannor, usualy

due to intoxication.

3-verb, (to shunder){to wonder about

something/to ask for something/

to be inquisitive}

Derived from: To wonder-verb, -to be

curious about something.

-present tense usualy

spoken both as 'Ashundering'

{pronounced:

Ash-undering / Ash-underin}
1,2- To shunder

~ Man, i was shundering round town

for hours last night.

~ You are shundering badly right now.

~ I am gonna be fucking shundering

after this big bag of fucking cans

with the lads.

3- (to shunder about something)

~ I was shunderin if you wanted to

come out to chill out and smoke a

doob.

~ Ashunderin if you had any skins.

~ That doob is gonna make us

shunder about the stupidest shit

ever.
Shundering by Smoke loot May 29, 2017

Massive Shuddering-O 

The ultimate orgasm. So unbelievably powerful that when ultimately released, years of abstinence-driven, self-imposed denial and pent-up sexual energy are suddenly 'super-nova liberated' in a spectacular display of sweaty, twisted, excess of pleasure, delight and satisfaction.
What's the reward for ultimately succumbing to natural carnal drive? Guilt, shame and sorrow for disappointing your god? Hell, no...you gets a Massive Shuddering-O. Enjoy!
Massive Shuddering-O by YAWA February 4, 2018

shindingle 

Shindingle, verb, to strike someone in the throat.
Joe's mother told him to clean his room, so he shindingled the bitch.
shindingle by Chris Kupcho July 6, 2005

Shivering Sheesh 

Put yourself in peak climax and beyond. If you’re getting that “Shivering Sheesh” she’s going make your soul leave your body post nut. When she just doesn’t stop and your body is in a constant shiver, you have no choice but to let out a SHEESH, hence, the “Shivering Sheesh.”
The amount of talent that bitch has with her mouth will give anyone a Shivering Sheesh.
Shivering Sheesh by TeamCletus. November 23, 2022

Shittering 

(verb, present tense) The act of allowing your pet to defecate in a publicly shared area and leaving without picking it up.
"Why do people think that shittering isn't a crime? It should be. Every morning I wake up and someone's dog has crapped right in my front yard."
"Shittering and... Shittering and... Smokin the reefer!"
Shittering by urbanfootsoldier February 2, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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