splintering 

The act of splintering is when a man puts his penis in between a girls armpit and masturbates. Recent polls show that more and more teens are splintering. In a recent study, 68% of sexually active teens between the age 14-16 say they have splintered before.

ex. Dude, i was splintering Seth's mom last night and Seth walked in on us!

ex. Were you splintering with Alyssa after Homecoming, because I thought I heard you all in the bathroom?

splintering by SR, HW, and LS October 28, 2008

Spwintering 

The combination of spring and winter, when seasons no longer define themselves, they just meld into one.

It's been spwintering in Georgia since November. Flip-flops and a parka.

Spwintering by Roxie AKA LisaLeesaLisa March 6, 2012

spluttering 

when you walk ungracefully or un co-ordinatedly usually using lots of hand gestures and/or just doing something in an awkward kind of way

"oh my god laura you you keep spluttering past jack lister."

"oh, how embarrassing."

spluttering by hayden595 March 1, 2008

splattering troy 

When a person throws a spray paint can in a fire and another person attempts to video tape it a foot from it, only to have it blow up in his face giving him the new alias, "Specs". Having to be rushed to the hospital by a drunk person where he received treatment for 3rd degree burns.

My friend Troy Helmick video taped a spray paint can exploding and got deuced in the face by a scalding paint can. He is now splattering troy.

splattering troy by b'out son January 26, 2010

splinting 

Assisting the body's pushing out poop/stool by inserting a finger in the vagina and pushing on the vaginal wall toward the rectum.

"Sometimes it is difficult to have a bowel movement without straining," the University of Michigan Health System write in their explanation of the process. "Perianal Pressure/Splinting is a way to help move the stool out of the anal canal."

splinting by LightningBug February 20, 2021

sploitering 

The fraudulent creation of new words or phrases.

Nathan Shaw: "Let's play some Sploitering Scrabble. It'll be wokkie-doo!"

sploitering by nshaw February 11, 2014

spittering 

what you do when you see someone littering

she was spittering at the boy who was littering

spittering by Abby Haith January 25, 2018