splintering

The act of splintering is when a man puts his penis in between a girls armpit and masturbates. Recent polls show that more and more teens are splintering. In a recent study, 68% of sexually active teens between the age 14-16 say they have splintered before.

ex. Dude, i was splintering Seth's mom last night and Seth walked in on us!

ex. Were you splintering with Alyssa after Homecoming, because I thought I heard you all in the bathroom?

by SR, HW, and LS October 28, 2008

splinter

A small stick of wood stuck under the skin, or pearcing the body's protection. The opposite of schlong. When referring to a girl who gets too many splinters, it is refered to as a whore or more commonly, slut.

Nat goes to the baseball games to pick up some splinters.

by Jameridith March 06, 2007

Splinter

Leader of the teenage mutant ninja turtles

Splinter... the shredder has taken april!

by The Great One April 22, 2004

splinter

A fucking sharp piece of shit that hurts so bad

i got a splinter in my ass

by eastgod November 29, 2018

Splinter

splinter is an extremely skinny female who acts like a cunt towards others over 90 lbs. completely annoying and uncalled for.

"that splinter just called you a lard ass because you can't fit in a size 1.....what was she doing looking at your ass anyway, fucking dike."

by captchichi April 16, 2010

Splinter

When a girl is flat as a board and has no booty and is very skinny.

Guy: Fucking her would be like fucking a 2x4. You'd get a splinter.

by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

The Splinter

A gross as hell episode where SpongeBob got a splinter

The Splinter belongs into the trash

by The Splinter March 23, 2021