The act of splintering is when a man puts his penis in between a girls armpit and masturbates. Recent polls show that more and more teens are splintering. In a recent study, 68% of sexually active teens between the age 14-16 say they have splintered before.
ex. Dude, i was splintering Seth's mom last night and Seth walked in on us!
ex. Were you splintering with Alyssa after Homecoming, because I thought I heard you all in the bathroom?
ex. Were you splintering with Alyssa after Homecoming, because I thought I heard you all in the bathroom?
by SR, HW, and LS September 5, 2008
A small stick of wood stuck under the skin, or pearcing the body's protection. The opposite of schlong. When referring to a girl who gets too many splinters, it is refered to as a whore or more commonly, slut.
by Jameridith March 4, 2007
by The Great One April 22, 2004
splinter is an extremely skinny female who acts like a cunt towards others over 90 lbs. completely annoying and uncalled for.
"that splinter just called you a lard ass because you can't fit in a size 1.....what was she doing looking at your ass anyway, fucking dike."
by captchichi April 15, 2010
by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015
Named after the Sensei of the Mutant Turtles, this is the ultimate fighting machine: A rat boy trained as a ninja.
by EmmBee February 4, 2005
Frank: "Look at that girl from North Marion, daayyyummm."
Dank: "Dude, I wouldn't touch that. I heard she has splinters!"
Dank: "Dude, I wouldn't touch that. I heard she has splinters!"
by bwoodd November 21, 2010
