Swagtastrophe

swag-tas-tro-phe
noun
Something or someone with an abundance of no swag.

Cheryl is a swagtastrophe compared to Millie.

by Beanbean27 May 21, 2011

scatastrophe

a violent and destructive movement of the bowels usually concluding with a severe shit storm.

After eating a Patty Melt and Bert's Chili at The Waffle House
I unleashed one hell of a scatastrophe

by Firestarter_8686 March 11, 2008

scatastrophe

A catastrophe involving feces; often times explosive and messy. Typically but does not necessarily happen during a sexual act.

I was fucking her hard in the ass and when I came hard I clearly pulled out too quickly, there was a heaping warm scatastrophe all over my bed!

by brentionary March 17, 2009

Scamtastrophe

scamtastrophe - (Noun) -

A scamtastrophe is a catastrophe that is caused by an absurd amount of scamming in a society or community that causes the economy to fail, and the community to collapse in utter destruction.

Definition 2:

The act of an outbreak of scammers on an online game, such as Roblox, that causes the platform/game to shut down either permanently or temporarily in a sense of a scamtastrophe.

Definition 3:

A really big scam society

The world collapsed from the recent Scamtastrophe in the world.

by gayfish23 March 25, 2019

Scatastrophe

A catastrophe related to or with direct involvement of scat.
Can also be used analogously as to describe a situation of catastrophic failure, but slightly worse and possibly with a little scat sprinkled on top.

1. Last night Chris had the chili cheese habanero bean and salsa dip along with a few gin and tonics which resulted in this morning's scatastrophe.

2. The most famous scatastrophe of all time is probably 2 girls 1 cup.

3. It's horrible to see a crane collapse on a building, but for that building to be an old folk's home is a scatastrophe.

by itakepwnership September 25, 2010

shatastrophe

The act of shitting in ways that require major cleanup, e.g. a catastrophic shitting event

After eating those bad clams, I went to bed with a belly ache, and woke up to a shatastrophe.

by Crockwave July 21, 2008

Scatastrophe

1:Whenever John Paul Larkin (Aka:The Scatman) died on December 3, 1999. December 3rd is now recognized as a Scatastrophic day.

Tom: Jill, did you know that The Scatman died the other day?!
Jill: Ohemgee Tom, that's a scatastrophe!

by WGBEntertainment July 4, 2010