Definitions by Crockwave

shatastrophe

The act of shitting in ways that require major cleanup, e.g. a catastrophic shitting event

After eating those bad clams, I went to bed with a belly ache, and woke up to a shatastrophe.

shatastrophe by Crockwave July 21, 2008

chairaplegic 

The condition of temporarily losing feeling in both legs while taking a leisurely shit with reading material

That was a good meal, hand me the newspaper, I'm going to go get chairaplegic.

chairaplegic by Crockwave July 21, 2008