clams

dollas. dolla bills y'all.

you know how much it costs a month? 800 clams beeyotch

by serpeco May 28, 2001

clams

Another name for the female genitalia.

DJ: I just wanna go out there and find some clams.

by Blue Mazohizumu July 28, 2005

clams

A shortened term for the STD chlamydia; goes hand in hand with the term crabs.

That bitch is a walking STD with all them crabs and clams on her puss.

by David Kaiser April 20, 2003

clams

Chlamydia. usage is similar to krabs.

dude she got an STD! i heard it was clams

by Allah Ragbar March 16, 2008

Clam on

1. When a woman becomes aroused to the point of moistening.

2. The female equivalent to a male hard on.

3. When a female is obviously wet.

Example for Def. 1

Meagan: "Do you see that guy Joe over there?

Amy: "Yes, he is awesome."
Meagan: " I know, he gives me a raging clam on"

Example for Def. 2
I have a clam on from Brumblao's lazy eye.

Example for Def. 3
Joe: "You see that girl Meagan over there?"
Tyler: "Yeah, What about her?"
Joe: "She obviously has a clam on!"

by JoeBrumblao81 December 09, 2013

The clam

The clam is feared in all countries world wide. The clam is when your parter's vagina becomes a certain age and becomes hard/crispy and dry.

Mary got THE CLAM for her birthday :'(

by SHENZILLA December 15, 2010

clam

1. n. Obscene. The female genitalia.
2. n. Slang. A dollar.
3. v. Informal. To be quiet.
4. n. Derog. A Scientologist.
5. n. A shelled sea creature.

I told the clam to shut her clam because I don't have enough clams to be a clam.

by kumaki April 07, 2004