scatastrophe

a violent and destructive movement of the bowels usually concluding with a severe shit storm.

After eating a Patty Melt and Bert's Chili at The Waffle House
I unleashed one hell of a scatastrophe

scatastrophe by Firestarter_8686 March 11, 2008

scatastrophe

A catastrophe involving feces; often times explosive and messy. Typically but does not necessarily happen during a sexual act.

I was fucking her hard in the ass and when I came hard I clearly pulled out too quickly, there was a heaping warm scatastrophe all over my bed!

scatastrophe by brentionary March 17, 2009

Scatastrophe

A catastrophe related to or with direct involvement of scat.
Can also be used analogously as to describe a situation of catastrophic failure, but slightly worse and possibly with a little scat sprinkled on top.

1. Last night Chris had the chili cheese habanero bean and salsa dip along with a few gin and tonics which resulted in this morning's scatastrophe.

2. The most famous scatastrophe of all time is probably 2 girls 1 cup.

3. It's horrible to see a crane collapse on a building, but for that building to be an old folk's home is a scatastrophe.

Scatastrophe by itakepwnership September 25, 2010

Scatastrophe

1:Whenever John Paul Larkin (Aka:The Scatman) died on December 3, 1999. December 3rd is now recognized as a Scatastrophic day.

Tom: Jill, did you know that The Scatman died the other day?!
Jill: Ohemgee Tom, that's a scatastrophe!

Scatastrophe by WGBEntertainment July 4, 2010

Scatastrophe

A chain reaction, series of events, or for when shit hits the fan that either ended in, or will end in a catastrophe.

A 'Final Destination' event where the most unlikely things occur all at once.

What an absolute scatastrophe!

Dude, Lauren's freaking out, she has to be at work in 10 minutes or she's going to lose her job. Apparently someone stole her car last night, the police just found it wrecked in a ditch about 50 miles away from her house the windshield blown out, the stereo gone and they're fairly sure the driver side axle is busted. It was still in gear when they got there and it smells like they burnt the clutch out and the engine sounds like it may have knocked a rod.

Scatastrophe by that dude with the hair February 17, 2021

Catastrophear

To feel an exaggerated fear or concern about something.

"Don't worry bro, she's gonna come back soon! Don't catastrophear!"

"I don't like to catastrophear. This situation could be worse"

Catastrophear by Phil-OoO October 7, 2016

shitastrophe 

A catastrophe involving shit.

Example 1: "I came home and my dog had shit all over his kennel. His fur was covered with shit and the whole house smelled like shit. It was a total shitastrophe."

Example 2: "My dog shit on my floor and the roomba dragged it all over my house. It was a shitastrophe."

shitastrophe by SaskKid001 November 20, 2009