Nat grabs Brent in the nether regions.
Reid in an unrelated response shouts "Me too" referring to wanting coffee directly following the previous grab.
Brent turns to Reid and says "You want to grab my cock too? That's cockward!"
Reid in an unrelated response shouts "Me too" referring to wanting coffee directly following the previous grab.
Brent turns to Reid and says "You want to grab my cock too? That's cockward!"
by brentionary January 26, 2011
The ability for a person to provide handjobs of similar quality regardless of the hand that they use.
Unfortunately Chantale broke her writing hand in a car accident. Luckily for her boyfriend Jeff, she is ambidickstrious and is able to perform handjobs of similar quality with either hand. Had Jeff been the one to have broken his writing hand, he would have had to suffer the consequences of being unable to masturbate effectively for several months.
by brentionary August 06, 2013
The act of going to a concert for the first time (essentially losing one's virginity of experiencing a concert)
by brentionary March 18, 2009
1. "Damn girl, I can barely walk today, I was a dictim of a guy that had a 12" cock. He ripped me a new hole!"
2. "Shut up ho! You're lucky! I was a dictim as well but only because I couldn't even feel the guy's dick enter me, it was 3" long and 2" of it was foreskin!"
2. "Shut up ho! You're lucky! I was a dictim as well but only because I couldn't even feel the guy's dick enter me, it was 3" long and 2" of it was foreskin!"
by brentionary March 18, 2009
Tom went down on Miriam with the intention of rimming her beautiful little puckering asshole only to find a stenchous hairy assfro!
by brentionary March 25, 2009
A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland creamer is when one person ejaculates on another person's chest and then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.
After titty fucking her, I blew my load all over her chest and then gave her a cleveland creamer. Man, her tits looked hot all smeared with my spunk!
by brentionary April 06, 2009
A catastrophe involving feces; often times explosive and messy. Typically but does not necessarily happen during a sexual act.
I was fucking her hard in the ass and when I came hard I clearly pulled out too quickly, there was a heaping warm scatastrophe all over my bed!
by brentionary March 18, 2009