20 definitions by brentionary

A catastrophe involving feces; often times explosive and messy. Typically but does not necessarily happen during a sexual act.

A person who does not believe in a scat. Most of these may be classified under the following definitions:

1) Aggressive scatheist: attacks other people with scat. Often brings up the insensitive and ignorant fact that scat is merely refuse from the body and therefore is useless; ignoring the fact that it can be used for fertilizer, to fuel fires and even baked in rotating kilns (such as at a plant managed by the Mass Water Resources Authority in Boston) to kill germs and make pellets that are manufactured into organic lawn fertilizers. Aggressive scatheists are often relentlessly violent with their scat (throwing, smearing, smothering and fornicating are the preferred actions of agressive scatheists).

2) Passive/tolerant scatheist: does not believe in scat but accepts that others do. Does not usually bring up the fact unless attacked for being an scatheist.

When an anus is adorned with a large quantity of curly hair.

The ability for a person to provide handjobs of similar quality regardless of the hand that they use.

An awkard situation that surrounds the conversation of a cock.

The act of going to a concert for the first time (essentially losing one's virginity of experiencing a concert)

The act of orally stimulating the external anal sphincter to cause sexual arousal after the recipient has had explosive diarrhea resulting in a satanic-like burning sensation that feels like the brimstone of hell.