Suaved 

Getting twisted off the ends of endings with the crew MW up

Yo, you coming out tonight? We gonna get suaved at the party.

Suaved by Big Boss Snow MW December 18, 2012

saved game 

Used to denote a single parent with children, typically a woman but can be used to describe men, albeit very rarely does it get used to refer to men due to the judicial system and custodial law. The term originated loosely from the gaming community to refer to a saved game as a potentially corrupted file, ruined playthrough, etc. This phrase was coined due to the ability of a single-parent to corrupt and outright take advantage, most notably financially and emotionally their respective childless partner. Also supports the notion that a lot of childless people see saved games as damaged goods. Very often used in MGTOW community

Sonia is such a 4 x 4, she has 4 kids by 4 different fathers. That's why i don't mess around with saved games my G!

saved game by Lance321 November 14, 2019

Shaved Bigfoot 

This is a large, unattractive person.

GAAAWD, Bruto looks like a shaved Bigfoot in this light!

Shaved Bigfoot by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

Suave 

Having an air of confidence, courtesy, and intelligence. A stylish attitude, with high self-esteem.

Tom was really confident and nice today; he had a lot of suave.

Suave by Tom Kane May 30, 2014

Cyber Suave 

Describes one who is amazing at wooing women via text or online chat. Generally not a woman he is involved with. This person is often socially inept in person.

Guy #1: "Aw man this girl I'm chatting with is getting all emotional, talking about feelings and shit, what do I do!?

Guy #2: "Go get Mike. He's the most cyber suave dude I know."

Cyber Suave by Kee03 October 28, 2010

I shaved my balls for this? 

A term used to express disdain for any unfortunate incident, especially after too much hype or excessive promotion.

After losing $200.00 at the black jack table Eugene proclaimed "I shaved my balls for this?"

I shaved my balls for this? by Myfartssmelllikepoop July 13, 2012

Suave Glob 

The act of ejaculating into one's partners hair, and then proceeding to style her hair with it.

"Hey man I heard Miles gave Jill a suave glob last night in Alex's bed"

Suave Glob by little lewd November 9, 2013