Definitions by Myfartssmelllikepoop

Revenge of the 6th 

The inevitable fallout for the actions taken by some on January 6th 2021 in attempt to overthrow a legitimate election because their cult leader failed every other attempt to weasel his away into a 2nd term.

Did you hear Rick had to resign over his actions at the Trump rally, turns out there's always the Revenge of the 6th to watch out for.

Revenge of the 6th by Myfartssmelllikepoop January 12, 2021

Patridiots 

A person or people so entrenched in their misguided beliefs that they are true Americans they often violate the morals, credence and/or laws of said country.

It's amazing how those Patridiots thought their actions would not have any repercussions. See Washington DC on 01/06/21 for an exmple

Patridiots by Myfartssmelllikepoop January 8, 2021

Circle the Wagons 

A defensive position taken by 4-5 cis males in a shower built for two whilst a horngry $a$$quatch paces from the toilet to the sink waiting to pick off the weakest pioneer...

As the $a$$quatch peered on from the woody bush, the wet and frightened men attempted to Circle the Wagons, nuts to butts, in an hopes to make it through the night...

In the morning the Princess Bubblegum Fluffy Mittens was gone...

Circle the Wagons by Myfartssmelllikepoop April 23, 2019

Wherkin it 

The act of masturbating at your place of business.

Sally caught me werkin it to lesbian porn today, so needless to say I am now unemployed... Thanks Obama...

ally caught me wherkin it to lesbian porn today, so needless to say I am now unemployed... T

Wherkin it by Myfartssmelllikepoop March 22, 2013

Wu Tang Solid 

Logic that is so infallible, profound and unfalsifiable it cannot and should not be fucked with.

"Hey Rodd, we should skip work and go get some stank on our hang lows."
"Now that idea is Wu Tang Solid"
"Thanks, can I borrow 50 bucks?"
"Fuck you..."

Wu Tang Solid by Myfartssmelllikepoop March 21, 2013

I shaved my balls for this? 

A term used to express disdain for any unfortunate incident, especially after too much hype or excessive promotion.

After losing $200.00 at the black jack table Eugene proclaimed "I shaved my balls for this?"

I shaved my balls for this? by Myfartssmelllikepoop July 13, 2012

Lonely Threesome 

The act of masturbating with both hands. Typically alternating between them, but many variations and techniques can be utilized depending on how slutty your hands are...

Discovered after after using the Stranger so much that it lost it's luster I wondered if my old standby would be into the idea of all of us partying together. Shockingly, they were into it!! and I realized the ultimate self satisfaction is a very low point of my life:(

Did you go out last night?

Nope, stayed home and had a "Lonely Threesome"

Lonely Threesome by Myfartssmelllikepoop February 28, 2011