Suavedior

fat nigga from woodlawn who gets 20 plays on soundcloud and thinks he runs westchester and the bronx. hits on 12-15 year old girls despite being a grown man. smells like utter shit and wears the same pants every single day. drinks and smokes in the crib all day and doesnt open his front door unless his uber eats arrived. Fivesix recently ended his life with the help of friends DZL, Yaherd, and Lil Chubbz. Faked his death two times in a hasty attempt to clout chase, failed miserably. Considers you a fake friend if you dont answer his barrage of 36 facetimes and texts.

Fivesix: "You smell that?"
DZL: "We just past 239th Street..."
Fivesix: Oh, yeah... forgot about that suavedior nigga."

12 Year old girl: "Oh my god! Let go of me! Fat Fuck! LET GO OF ME!!! HELP!!!!!"

by plshml June 26, 2019