A series of assumptions that start with "I think" which is twisted to "it's a fact".
When an uneducated opinion starts with "I don't think he's a racist" and turns to fact, "I know for a fact that he's not a racist". Then it's time to label the offending fucktard a "Stumble-fuck".
a game in which consists of selecting three random candidates, supplied by stumbleupon.com (babes section), where players must place each candidate into a separate category of kill, fuck, or marry.
"Hey John you want to play Stumble-A-Fuck"
"Yea lets pull up some hot bitches"
To be so bored at work that you load StumbleUpon, click on it incessantly all day long viewing random web pages until you run out of suggested StumbleUpon pages to display.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).