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being so drunk that you can't walk or stand properly, but are still with it enough not to just sit down and pass
"Haha Mackie I'm gonna get you totally stumblefucked!"
by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004
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A term combining the best qualities of the terms "maybe" and "perhaps" into a single superior word.
Often used when planning something mischevious or pretending to be British.
"mayhaps I'll go get fucked up instead of writing this paper"

"care for a spot of tea?"
"mayhaps a bit later"
by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004
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In the warhammer 40k universe, a derogitory term for Humans used by the alien Eldar.
Its origins stem from a race of sub-intelligent beasts who once enslaved the eldar and were later killed, and though associated most often with humans, it broadly represents any race which the Eldar deem worthy of extermination.
"filth mon-keigh...you're people know nothing of our pain"

"the mon-keigh cannot hope to withstand the might of the craftworlds"
by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004
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Trendy kids who believe that they are "goths" when they have no understanding of the scene. Typically have baggy jeans, black dyed hair and trendy band t-shirts. Often associate their knowledge of HIM (who are a good band nonetheless) with connection to underground, when they have no real knowledge of real gothic music. While these people are often worthless as human beings, they can often be hot, and easily persuaded to do whatever you want them to for attention, particularly if they think you are "evil". They are also fun to scare the shit out of if you have an understand of real goth/black metal culture.
I have personally scared a mallgoth into a preppy by showing them a Countess album.
by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004
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A representation of "the horns", a metal salute which was first performed by Ronnie James Dio.

It is used by metal fans as general symbol of the affirmative, which could be anything from "hey man" to "fucking awesome" to "later"

it has recently begun to be used by people who are fans of other music genres and simply believe it is trendy to do. These people ar posers and are beneath notice.
"I just scored tickets to Wacken!"
"\m/"

"later man"
"\m/"
by TheSanityAssassin November 4, 2004
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A location (usually a bar) filled with people who could be defined as sketchy.

Alternatively a large gathering of sketchy people.
"lets get out of here man...its a total sketchfest"
by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004
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A person who has become a complete and utter follower of another group or person. He/she will act on their whim without any thought about how stupid he/she will look or the consequences of said actions. They are usually regarded with a mixture of contempt and amusement by those whom they "serve"
"he's not their friend, he's just their monkey butler"

"hey man, get me a beer"
"fuck off, make the monkey butler do it"
by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004
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