TheSanityAssassin's definitions

Mayhaps

A term combining the best qualities of the terms "maybe" and "perhaps" into a single superior word.
Often used when planning something mischevious or pretending to be British.

"mayhaps I'll go get fucked up instead of writing this paper"

"care for a spot of tea?"
"mayhaps a bit later"

by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

Mallcore

A bastardized genre of music in which the distorted guitars and agressive vocals of hardcore and heavy metal are dumbed down musically and then packaged to be marketable to angst-ridden teens. The name is derived from the "-core" system often used to name metal and punk varients such as hardcore, metalcore and emocore, and is so named because it targets your standard mall-going teens rather than real music enthusiasts, who nearly unanimously dismiss it as garbage. It can be characterized by chugging riffs based around basic (and often no) progression, and angsty yelled or rapped vocals. The lyrical content often complains about the unfairness of teenage situation, parents, school, or in rare cases politics. There is very little place for any musical innovation, and electronic effects and samples have taken the place of guitar solos and the like in 90% of the genre's bands.

"fuck...In Flames turned into total mallcore"

by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

Monkey Butler

A person who has become a complete and utter follower of another group or person. He/she will act on their whim without any thought about how stupid he/she will look or the consequences of said actions. They are usually regarded with a mixture of contempt and amusement by those whom they "serve"

"he's not their friend, he's just their monkey butler"

"hey man, get me a beer"
"fuck off, make the monkey butler do it"

by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

nerdtacular

Something that you find awesome in an incredibly nerdy way. Often used by closet nerds when discussing nerdy things away from their non-nerd friends.

Is not exactly an insult, but its use usually involves the users making fun of themselves to some degree.

"man...you should see the new Space Marine codex...its totally nerdtacular!"

by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

mon-keigh

In the warhammer 40k universe, a derogitory term for Humans used by the alien Eldar.
Its origins stem from a race of sub-intelligent beasts who once enslaved the eldar and were later killed, and though associated most often with humans, it broadly represents any race which the Eldar deem worthy of extermination.

"filth mon-keigh...you're people know nothing of our pain"

"the mon-keigh cannot hope to withstand the might of the craftworlds"

by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

mallgoth

Trendy kids who believe that they are "goths" when they have no understanding of the scene. Typically have baggy jeans, black dyed hair and trendy band t-shirts. Often associate their knowledge of HIM (who are a good band nonetheless) with connection to underground, when they have no real knowledge of real gothic music. While these people are often worthless as human beings, they can often be hot, and easily persuaded to do whatever you want them to for attention, particularly if they think you are "evil". They are also fun to scare the shit out of if you have an understand of real goth/black metal culture.

I have personally scared a mallgoth into a preppy by showing them a Countess album.

by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

crazy viking motherfucker

A large, hairy, usually angry seeming individual. Most often spotted during extreme music events, or during some form of violent sporting events. It is usually used with equal measures of awe, fear and respect.

Alternitavely it can be used to describe yourself when wishing to seem more imposing.

"woah man...look at that crazy viking motherfucker!!"

"who should I kick off too?"
"anyone but that crazy viking motherfucker...that dudes huge!"

"i'm a crazy viking motherfucker, and i will get medieval on your ass if you don't get the fuck away from me RIGHT NOW!"

by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004