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stumblefucked

being so drunk that you can't walk or stand properly, but are still with it enough not to just sit down and pass
"Haha Mackie I'm gonna get you totally stumblefucked!"
stumblefucked by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004
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stumblefucked

shit i've been stumblefucked. what will i do with my boring existance?
stumblefucked by Eugene Rockafella December 9, 2008

Stumblefuck 

A person that falls or trips frequently.

Someone that injured themselves by falling or tripping.
pointing out the arrival of someone who recently hurt themselves in a fall-

"Oh look, here comes Stumblefuck"
Stumblefuck by Sly Fox Ash July 28, 2009

stumblefuck 

The act of being so drunk you cant stand up or talk.
Look at that guy, he's all stumblefuck.
stumblefuck by menardo April 2, 2003

stumble fucked 

1: like cluster fucked, Stumble fucked means to be bombarded by day-to-day bullshit while you have more pressing matters to attend to.

2: to be so caught up in day to day bullshit you are mentally reeling from the impact of even the slightest new thing that crosses your mind

3: like having ADHD on crack.
person 1 : the dog crapped on the carpet, the cat threw up after eating the gerbil, after my car got rear ended after...

person2: dude, you are stumble fucked today aren't you?

person 1:...............help me ._.

person1: after all that I still have to go to work >.<
stumble fucked by TEEG November 11, 2009
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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