stumplefuck

Someone that’s a retard. Someone that likes fat cock in their bum bum. Someone that is so stupid they’d think golden goose eggs exist. Someone so dumb they think racism will never end. MERICA. Hoo rah.

Alex: oh my god do you see that that bitch Becky is doing?

Tiffany: yeah she’s being a stumplefuck. Beckaaay.

by lazbnx January 30, 2024

Stumblefuck

A person that falls or trips frequently.

Someone that injured themselves by falling or tripping.

pointing out the arrival of someone who recently hurt themselves in a fall-

"Oh look, here comes Stumblefuck"

by Sly Fox Ash July 28, 2009

stumblefucked

To be so bored at work that you load StumbleUpon, click on it incessantly all day long viewing random web pages until you run out of suggested StumbleUpon pages to display.

holy shit i've just been stumblefucked !!!!

by markbluestone December 9, 2008

stumblefucked

being so drunk that you can't walk or stand properly, but are still with it enough not to just sit down and pass

"Haha Mackie I'm gonna get you totally stumblefucked!"

by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

stumblefuck

The act of being so drunk you cant stand up or talk.

Look at that guy, he's all stumblefuck.

by menardo April 2, 2003

Stumpfucked

To be furiously fucked with the gnarled stump of an amputee.

I met this guy Raul at the bar, we went to his house and he took off his fake leg and stumpfucked the shit outta me!

by Rev. Steve P. lll December 17, 2008

Stumpfuck

when one participant chops ones foot off and proceeds to fuck the other person in an orifice south of the chin with the remaining stump until the stump Pierce's through the mouth creating a skewer like resemblance

Hello my fine sir, would you be interested in a casual stumpfuck session in my van

by crayon connoisseurs June 21, 2020