Stumblefuck

A person that falls or trips frequently.

Someone that injured themselves by falling or tripping.

pointing out the arrival of someone who recently hurt themselves in a fall-

"Oh look, here comes Stumblefuck"

by Sly Fox Ash July 28, 2009

stumblefuck

The act of being so drunk you cant stand up or talk.

Look at that guy, he's all stumblefuck.

by menardo April 2, 2003

stumbledick

An older, typically heavy bearded gentleman and/or bulldike (also maybe bearded) typically spending most of their time drunk, just in general, but also somehow engaged in a old school rock band and are usually found hitting on married women. They can be found frequenting local dive bars (not the hipster dive bars, but the REAL dive bars no one goes to except stumbledicks).

Derived from Stumblebum and Cheese Dick

"Hey man have you been up to the Dawg House?"

"yeah last time I was in there there some stumbledick ordered drinks under my tab and slapped my girl's ass. . . I won't be going back."

by MarLo Stanfieldd January 11, 2016

stumblefucked

To be so bored at work that you load StumbleUpon, click on it incessantly all day long viewing random web pages until you run out of suggested StumbleUpon pages to display.

holy shit i've just been stumblefucked !!!!

by markbluestone December 9, 2008

stumblefucked

being so drunk that you can't walk or stand properly, but are still with it enough not to just sit down and pass

"Haha Mackie I'm gonna get you totally stumblefucked!"

by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

shamblefuck

Term originates from Aston Gaels Tpur. Like a clusterfuck but just a million times worse. Where everything is a complete shambles but also proper fucked at the same time. e.g "This whole situation is fucking shambolic" could be described as being "Shamblefucked". Andrew Wing is credited as being the original "Shamblefucker"

Everything is fucked and it's a shambles, this is a proper Shamblefuck.

by ezeergood October 5, 2016

Stumblejacking

Masterbating in the dark while walking around a strange unfamiliar room, usually blind folded.

Man, I injured my knee stumblejacking lastnight!

by Jasoni June 17, 2008