Strishies

Another word for skid marks in ones underwear. (poo)

Bring an extra pair of underwear. That ride is so scary, it is likely that you will be cacking strishies in your pants.

Strishies by loverly1-234 December 23, 2010

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Strippiest

What Grampa Simpson used to describe a "new age stripper wife" in an episode in which they conned people out of their money for a while. Grampa was acting out in a con pretending to win a million dollars when he said 'I'm going to get me one of those new age stripper wives, it'll be the strippiest, wifiest-' then stopped to fake his own demise in a heartattack.

"Hey Jim has one of those newage stripper wives!" "How is it Jim?" "She's the strippiest, wifiest, best damn thing to ever happen to a sack of crap like myself, thats for damn sure!"

Strippiest by Merchant August 31, 2005

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swishies

Any athletic pants or shorts that, when walking, make the 'swish' sound

I feel like running but I am wearing jeans. Let me put on my swishies.

I feel like just laying around the house today in my swishies.

swishies by spinzer January 12, 2009

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Squishies

A term used for breasts, based on their soft and squishy character and their preferably larger size.

Lucy: "He's mine! Don't go showing him your squishies!

Jane: "It wasn't that I was showing them to him... they just showed themselves to him."

Lucy: "You tit goblin."

Squishies by Zax19 October 13, 2009