Merchant's definitions

Pirate

A term referring to 1700's sea-raiders who disturbingly enough were mostly homosexuals because of mostly all men crews.

"Yarrg" said the pirate. "My you sure are a homosexual." replied Johnny.

by Merchant April 30, 2006

Cockmonkey

Vulgarity used as a synonym for the following: asshole, jerk, loser, bastard. Usually not used with serious intent, I.E jokingly calling a friend a cockmonkey.

Dan kills Jim in Bushido Blade 2 to which Jim yells in a comedic fashion: "Goddamn you, you stupid cockmonkey!"

by Merchant August 30, 2005

Strippiest

What Grampa Simpson used to describe a "new age stripper wife" in an episode in which they conned people out of their money for a while. Grampa was acting out in a con pretending to win a million dollars when he said 'I'm going to get me one of those new age stripper wives, it'll be the strippiest, wifiest-' then stopped to fake his own demise in a heartattack.

"Hey Jim has one of those newage stripper wives!" "How is it Jim?" "She's the strippiest, wifiest, best damn thing to ever happen to a sack of crap like myself, thats for damn sure!"

by Merchant August 31, 2005

Bunnygirl

A waitress, prostitute, anime character, videogame character, or average girl who wears a costume which consists of a bunnyears hairband, a fluffy bunnytail, and sometimes a bowtie and tuxedo wrist-cuffs. Bunnygirl outfits are usually intended to be sexually arousing.

"That girl looked so cute in that bunnygirl outfit..."

by Merchant August 30, 2005

Minmeister Kartoffel Kompfen

Minmeister Kartoffel Kompfen means Mister Potato Head in German. Usually combined with other random German words and phraises to be shouted at strangers to intimidate or scare them in a comic manor.

Kommen ze hier so iz to flichen jer kompfen und svindel uppen, minmeister kartoffel kompfen!! screamed the young man at the old woman who immediate dropped her bag and ran like Michael Jackson being chased by Arnold Schwartzenegger in the role of Kindergarden Cop.

by Merchant August 30, 2005

donkey porker

Someone who repeatedly has sexual intercourse with a donkey. Or a synonym for dumbass, moron, retard, asshole, jerk, or bastard.

"What a donkey porker you are, Hanley!"

by Merchant August 31, 2005

Xbox

The videogame console for morons which is completely inferior to Sony's Playstation 2 and even 1 as well as Dreamcast and gamecube (while i hate nintendo, Resident Evil 4 does kick ur ass).

"Hi I'm Billy Xbox and I'm a moron!" "Hi I'm Playstation Pete and I say fuck you assgoblin!"

by Merchant August 31, 2005