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Definitions by Merchant

Zeta Reticuli I and II 

Zeta Reticuli I and II form a star system which is supposedly the home to Zeta Reticulins, a race of aliens commonly referred to as the Greys. This system was first mapped out by Betty and Barney Hill after an abduction and thought to be fake but was discovered by astronomers as real in 1967. This star system is key evidence as proof of alien existance.
"I have come from what you know as Zeta Reticuli I and II..." said the short, gray-skinned alien as Johnny examined it's large black eyes
A term referring to 1700's sea-raiders who disturbingly enough were mostly homosexuals because of mostly all men crews.
"Yarrg" said the pirate. "My you sure are a homosexual." replied Johnny.
Pirate by Merchant April 30, 2006

Solid Snake 

One of Big Boss' clones in the Metal Gear videogame series. He is a superior soldier and enjoys a relaxing past time of snapping terrorist's necks and spinal cords while using their worthless bodies as shields.
"Now now, if you don't go to bed Solid Snake will never infiltrate the house and you won't get your demo of Metal Gear Solid 2." "But I don't want to. I want to stay up and see what he looks like!" "Now now, if you stay up and see him, you'll blow his cover and he'll snap your spine and use your tiny corpse as a shield."
Solid Snake by Merchant September 1, 2005
It is the term used when someone is sent into exile to Mexico. Mexile. Can also be a verb.
"HAHAHAHA!!! OHHHH! JOHNNY GOT MEXILED!!! AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
Mexile by Merchant September 1, 2005
Being in a school in which one has to listen to paranoid liberal and communist as well as occasionally democrat ramblings about how the Masons control the world and that all conservatives are really a race of Martians bent on taking away our right to buy pre-paid phone cards. When in reality all liberal/socialist teachers are in fact a race known only as the assgoblins.
"Oh god... Don't make me go to hell! No! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Just then a nuclear ICBM hits Hell and explodes destroying the liberal assgoblins inside and freeing the world so us Martians can finally take away your pre-paid phone cards.
Hell by Merchant September 1, 2005

Gordon B. Ingram 

The world famous inventor of the MAC-10 and MAC-11 submachine gun series.
"Gordon B. Ingram invented the MAC-10 submachine gun as well as the MAC-11, as well as a few other short-lived designs."
Gordon B. Ingram by Merchant August 31, 2005

Kantaris 

A terrorist organization in the first Time Crisis Playstation One game.
"The symbol on the door was obviously the mark of Kantaris, so I slid a new mag into my Socom .45ACP before opening the door..."
Kantaris by Merchant August 31, 2005