Strippiest

What Grampa Simpson used to describe a "new age stripper wife" in an episode in which they conned people out of their money for a while. Grampa was acting out in a con pretending to win a million dollars when he said 'I'm going to get me one of those new age stripper wives, it'll be the strippiest, wifiest-' then stopped to fake his own demise in a heartattack.

"Hey Jim has one of those newage stripper wives!" "How is it Jim?" "She's the strippiest, wifiest, best damn thing to ever happen to a sack of crap like myself, thats for damn sure!"

Strippiest by Merchant August 31, 2005

strippertude 

1.A stripper with an attitude. 2.a stripper attitude-the way she talks,dresses,walks,,,stripper swag

"Yoo Miguel did you see ms.stripper today" "yeaa Alex ,she got her sexy strippertude today" (hello boys) "Alex mmm who carved her out today ;)?"

strippertude by sggagajbxo April 8, 2012

StripperStew 

Used to reffer to Kristen Stewart and her role in "Welcome to the Riley's" where she plays a stripper. It's used by her fans as a compliment to her body and their desire to see her on a pole, etc.

"Did you see that new StripperStew pic? She looked fucking hot!"

StripperStew by rp_ks_lova December 2, 2009

strippertarded 

a chick who is a stripper and is retarded

damn, that ho be strippertarded!

strippertarded by danimalsurfs May 9, 2009

Strippertution 

STRIPPERTUTION = STRIPPER + prostiTUTION.

When you hire a stripper to come over to your house and then you jerk off while she dances naked in front of you.

PLAINTIFF: But, your honor, Strippertution isn't prostitution, because we NEVER touched at all.

JUDGE: Good point. Case dismissed.

Strippertution by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

Strippostitute

One who not only strip teases but also cock teases on stage, and with the right amount of money will go home with you. Normally found in hole in the wall strip clubs where women with dentures and 300+ pound crack addicts shake their ass.

"Yo, Dustin got pretty sloppy last night at the tittyflop, where did he go?
"Dude, he left with that busted one-legged strippostitute"

Strippostitute by dowork44 January 15, 2012

scrippies 

Usually used to describe a SRHS student, but can refer to anybody living in Scripps Ranch. A scrippy has parents that drive BMWs, received a new car for their 16th birthday, and probably has a (san diego super) Charger living on their street. Scrippy does NOT describe snotty, anorexic bitches in Hollister and Abercrombie - we prefer Ed hardy, True Religion, and Seven For All Mankind.

AJ and Will were at Edwards yesterday and they saw a mob of smokin hot girls. They were decked in Ed Hardy shirts and rockin the True Religion jeans, but they left in their '08 3 series. Mmmmm, scrippies.

scrippies by Melissa Kayleigh December 16, 2008