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What Grampa Simpson used to describe a "new age stripper wife" in an episode in which they conned people out of their money for a while. Grampa was acting out in a con pretending to win a million dollars when he said 'I'm going to get me one of those new age stripper wives, it'll be the strippiest, wifiest-' then stopped to fake his own demise in a heartattack.

"Hey Jim has one of those newage stripper wives!" "How is it Jim?" "She's the strippiest, wifiest, best damn thing to ever happen to a sack of crap like myself, thats for damn sure!"

Strippiest by Merchant August 31, 2005

Words you can keep

strippertude

1.A stripper with an attitude. 2.a stripper attitude-the way she talks,dresses,walks,,,stripper swag

"Yoo Miguel did you see ms.stripper today" "yeaa Alex ,she got her sexy strippertude today" (hello boys) "Alex mmm who carved her out today ;)?"

strippertude by sggagajbxo April 8, 2012

Related Words

Strippiest • Strippies • Stripples • Strippertute • StripperStew • StripperStone • strippertarded • strippertude • Strippertution • Strippet

StripperStew

Used to reffer to Kristen Stewart and her role in "Welcome to the Riley's" where she plays a stripper. It's used by her fans as a compliment to her body and their desire to see her on a pole, etc.

"Did you see that new StripperStew pic? She looked fucking hot!"

StripperStew by rp_ks_lova December 2, 2009

strippertarded

a chick who is a stripper and is retarded

damn, that ho be strippertarded!

strippertarded by danimalsurfs May 9, 2009

Strippertution

STRIPPERTUTION = STRIPPER + prostiTUTION.

When you hire a stripper to come over to your house and then you jerk off while she dances naked in front of you.

PLAINTIFF: But, your honor, Strippertution isn't prostitution, because we NEVER touched at all.

JUDGE: Good point. Case dismissed.

Strippertution by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

Strippostitute

One who not only strip teases but also cock teases on stage, and with the right amount of money will go home with you. Normally found in hole in the wall strip clubs where women with dentures and 300+ pound crack addicts shake their ass.

"Yo, Dustin got pretty sloppy last night at the tittyflop, where did he go?
"Dude, he left with that busted one-legged strippostitute"

Strippostitute by dowork44 January 15, 2012

scrippies

Usually used to describe a SRHS student, but can refer to anybody living in Scripps Ranch. A scrippy has parents that drive BMWs, received a new car for their 16th birthday, and probably has a (san diego super) Charger living on their street. Scrippy does NOT describe snotty, anorexic bitches in Hollister and Abercrombie - we prefer Ed hardy, True Religion, and Seven For All Mankind.

AJ and Will were at Edwards yesterday and they saw a mob of smokin hot girls. They were decked in Ed Hardy shirts and rockin the True Religion jeans, but they left in their '08 3 series. Mmmmm, scrippies.

scrippies by Melissa Kayleigh December 16, 2008

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026