Stetarded

A mixture of stupid and retarded. The person that is purposely stupid as a rock.

Oliver is extremely Stetarded, but he thinks he is smarter than everyone else.

Stetarded by Sacredhrtsclub November 17, 2023

sweetarded 

When a stimulus is so overwhelmingly awesome that one has difficulty functioning.

Did you guys see Backdoor Sluts 9? It was so sweetarded I couldn't even get past the first scene.

sweetarded by Partycoe January 24, 2010

skitarded 

A special form of retardation mainly appearing in a half man/ half dinosaur creature known as the Ski. Condition is also common among many individuals of Polish descent. Skitardation is known to cause massive stupidity, social retardation, inability to communicate in english or any language for that matter, snaggle teeth, severe twitching ( AKA "Skiezures), and long-term virginity often lasting well into the thirties.

Guy from chicago: What the hell is wrong with that polish dude?

Other Guy from Chicago: He's completely Skitarded, you cuntsicle!

skitarded by General VonDouchenbag February 8, 2010

smatarded

Somone who is smart yet retarded in a sense. Particularly, a person who is smatarded is only smart when intelligence is being called upon. Otherwise mainly random, stupid, mentally handicapped, dumbfounded, and ADD. Most of the time, unintelligent people cannot see through this type of person and assume that they really are just completely stupid, but on the inside the smatarded person is laughing at them because they are the lesser.

Joe: Bro, I need help on my Pre-calculus... but nobody 'cept Shmoe is around.. and he's just stupid!
*Shmoe quickly and hastily solves the problem*
Shmoe: Only believe half of what you see;)
Joe: Whoa, he's like.. smart but retarded..smatarded!

smatarded by Wolfywoof March 24, 2011

skatetarded 

Someone who watches people skate and can talk about it till the cows come home, but who really has no idea whatsoever how to skate.

Also, a skater who has no capability for judgement of distances and obstacles as dictated by their own skill.

1) I love skates and my guy can skateboard witht he best of them, but I'm completely skatetarded.

2) That idiot only broke his ankle because he's skatetarded and didn't realize that his skill level prevents him from sticking nine-flat-nine stairwell jumps.

skatetarded by Pixie Stix October 7, 2007

Stewardesses

The longest word along with reverberated that you can type with your left hand.

Stewardesses are women flight attendants.

The stewardesses have sore butts after a long day of work.
Steawrdesses steawrdessesw stewardesses steardesse steardesses steawrdesses stewardesses stewardesses stewardesses stewardesses stewardesses steardesses stewardesses stewardesses,
not so easy, eh? I find reverberated easier, myself.

Stewardesses by InjusticeForAll December 18, 2005

stewardesseses 

The ACTUAL longest word you can type using only your left hand.

"I want to be a stewardesseses when I grow up."

stewardesseses by The Twigster June 1, 2005