skatetarded 

Someone who watches people skate and can talk about it till the cows come home, but who really has no idea whatsoever how to skate.

Also, a skater who has no capability for judgement of distances and obstacles as dictated by their own skill.

1) I love skates and my guy can skateboard witht he best of them, but I'm completely skatetarded.

2) That idiot only broke his ankle because he's skatetarded and didn't realize that his skill level prevents him from sticking nine-flat-nine stairwell jumps.

skatetarded by Pixie Stix October 7, 2007

Skateboarded 

To shut down a feature request in software development in favor of delivering an MVP. As in "We've got to build a skateboard before we can build a car." Derived from the popular infographic about delivering MVP's in which you develop a skateboard first, followed by a scooter, then a bicycle, then a motorcycle, then a car.

"I asked Terry to add more "pop" to the sign in page and he totally skateboarded me!"

Skateboarded by Zachmo May 11, 2018

Stetarded

A mixture of stupid and retarded. The person that is purposely stupid as a rock.

Oliver is extremely Stetarded, but he thinks he is smarter than everyone else.

Stetarded by Sacredhrtsclub November 17, 2023

Skauntarded 

A word that is only used for woman who neglect their children and make everything about themself.

Elaine is known to be a Skauntarded person.

Skauntarded by Soda.net April 3, 2024