Shitarded 

So drunk your shit-faced and retarded

damn did u see that whore lizette at the party? She can't handle her licquor at all she puked all over, she was so shitarded!

Shitarded by Sexy Beyotch December 27, 2004

shitarded 

adj.: 1. how one feels after finishing the two forties taped to one's hands
2. the state one must be in to go to toad's
n.: 3. the goal of any squadron event
v.: 4. finding your zen

He was so shitarded he couldn't talk, walk, or pee.

shitarded by tobym April 30, 2005

shitarded 

typically, as drunk as one may possibly become.

an adjective used to descride a person that has just left Long Island's Boardy Barn and is probably soaked with beer.

Sally and Johnny were so shitarded that night, one would have thought they just left the Boardy Barn!

shitarded by ken81086 May 21, 2009

Shitadel 

Affectionately known as Citadel, the arch nemesis of WSB apes worldwide.

Shitadel's notable cronies include Vlad the stock impaler and Melvin the divorcee cuck.

Ape 1: Did you see that Shitadel just shorted GME again? It's down 30% today!
Ape 2: Great discount! Just bought the dip!
Ape 3: Strong Hold to the moon!

Shitadel by Cuckedape2021 March 25, 2021

skitarded 

A special form of retardation mainly appearing in a half man/ half dinosaur creature known as the Ski. Condition is also common among many individuals of Polish descent. Skitardation is known to cause massive stupidity, social retardation, inability to communicate in english or any language for that matter, snaggle teeth, severe twitching ( AKA "Skiezures), and long-term virginity often lasting well into the thirties.

Guy from chicago: What the hell is wrong with that polish dude?

Other Guy from Chicago: He's completely Skitarded, you cuntsicle!

skitarded by General VonDouchenbag February 8, 2010

shittarded 

getting so shitfaced that you become retarded.

"Dude, I got so shittarded last night!"

shittarded by superaly June 13, 2005

shitassed 

An adjective used to descirbe something or someone that is completely butt ugly or totally screwed up.

"Did you see that shitassed afghan that Lori received as a gift from her bloo haired Aunt GladAss?? The ugliest thing I ever saw....it was totally shitassed!"

shitassed by WitchyPOO April 6, 2004