Stalkathon

To stalk someone so extensively that it could be compared to finishing a marathon.

It can be compared to the need to know everything about a person by searching their Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn, Twitter and sometimes even pintrest.

Dude One: So are you seeing a new girl ?
Dude Two: yes
Dude One: show me some pictures, I know you've finished a stalkathon

Stalkathon by Missbergmann January 9, 2018

Stinkathon

Sex marathon (related to Stinkie Twinkie wherein your twinkie (dick) gets stinkie for hours on end!)

Some guys would like to have a stinkathon with Julia Stiles!

Stinkathon by MOCO & P-Phat October 21, 2011

stalkaholic

someone who is addicted to stalking,whether it is a celebrity, former boyfriend/girlfriend, or animal; a way of saying someone is obsessed about something

"I want to know what color Jon Walker's toilet is."

"You're such a stalkaholic, Jenny!"

stalkaholic by Natalie Disco April 6, 2007

Stalkcation 

Noun; A long distance stalking vacation timed around the location of a former lover, celebrity crush, or relationship undefined worthy of creeping on.

Verb; The act of stalking on vacation where the purpose of the vacation is the act of stalking.

I peeped her insta and she all up in the 4seasons. so I banged out some PTO for a stalkcation AND

DAYUM! seeing that ass real time is legit! When i get home, I can't wait to make a pillow case out of her pool towel.

Me: What you doing this weekend dude? More Excel data inputting?
Tom: Nahh Man. I'll be Stalkcationing your sister.
Me: Which one?
Tom: The one that the beans and rice didn't miss her.
Me: Dude, she got glandular problems.

Stalkcation by kungfumermaid March 28, 2016

Spankathon 

A charity endurance spanking event, where you simply get spanked by people 24/7

Spank a little more to the left please...

Spankathon by Whale Watcher June 10, 2003

stabathon 

1. When a person is singing an imaginary song for hours over and over till it feels like your getting stabbed over and over.

2. When ten or more people stab one person over and over.

1. I was sing a song over and over and my friend said what a stabathon.

2. Julius Ceaser. Died that way.

stabathon by Mitso2oo4 December 26, 2009

spankathon 

A marathon masturbation session.

Tonight's spankathon is brought to you in part by the makers of KY, and the good people at Barely Legal. With funding in part by the Kleenex corporation.

spankathon by Mr. Softey February 4, 2009