5 definitions by kungfumermaid
It is the profile one has on any sex related social media site that displays pictures of ones genitals anonymously; The act of sharing pictures of ones genitals to establish genital attraction.
After she checked out my Pubic Profile, Homegirl was like "I got time for that!" She said I had dick for days but still wanted some gas money in the am. But gas be cheaper than trying to feed her. FML
by kungfumermaid March 9, 2015
When one's penis is not at full erection and it bends in half when insertion is attempted during a sexual encounter, like a train wreck. Usually the result of nervousness, over intoxication, lack of viagra, or other reasons unknown.
Yo bro, Last night, after drinking 12 pabst blues at your double wide, I amtrak dicked off that chicks labia 4 times before she finally called me out. She all like piece out, don't forget your shoes.
Dude, I had Amtrak Dick so bad last night, there were no survivors.
Dude, I had Amtrak Dick so bad last night, there were no survivors.
by kungfumermaid June 8, 2015
by kungfumermaid March 3, 2015
n: Someone who flaps their lips nonstop but nothing but shit comes out of their mouth. The "shit" could be gossip, half truths, misinformation, or lies. Very common in social clicks and the work place.
v: The act or art of Turd Flapping.
v: The act or art of Turd Flapping.
Dude, who is the biggest Turd Flapper lately? (In a whisper, Homelslice be like Jeff G.)
Agree Bro! Agree! SO much shit comes out of his mouth, I made him a toilet paper tie.
Yo Dawg, I think she considers Kegel exercises and Turd Flapping during meetings exercise. Homegirl needs a yoga mat.
Agree Bro! Agree! SO much shit comes out of his mouth, I made him a toilet paper tie.
Yo Dawg, I think she considers Kegel exercises and Turd Flapping during meetings exercise. Homegirl needs a yoga mat.
by kungfumermaid February 7, 2016
Noun; A long distance stalking vacation timed around the location of a former lover, celebrity crush, or relationship undefined worthy of creeping on.
Verb; The act of stalking on vacation where the purpose of the vacation is the act of stalking.
Verb; The act of stalking on vacation where the purpose of the vacation is the act of stalking.
I peeped her insta and she all up in the 4seasons. so I banged out some PTO for a stalkcation AND
DAYUM! seeing that ass real time is legit! When i get home, I can't wait to make a pillow case out of her pool towel.
Me: What you doing this weekend dude? More Excel data inputting?
Tom: Nahh Man. I'll be Stalkcationing your sister.
Me: Which one?
Tom: The one that the beans and rice didn't miss her.
Me: Dude, she got glandular problems.
DAYUM! seeing that ass real time is legit! When i get home, I can't wait to make a pillow case out of her pool towel.
Me: What you doing this weekend dude? More Excel data inputting?
Tom: Nahh Man. I'll be Stalkcationing your sister.
Me: Which one?
Tom: The one that the beans and rice didn't miss her.
Me: Dude, she got glandular problems.
by kungfumermaid December 18, 2015