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spankathon 

A marathon masturbation session.
Tonight's spankathon is brought to you in part by the makers of KY, and the good people at Barely Legal. With funding in part by the Kleenex corporation.
spankathon by Mr. Softey February 4, 2009

spankathon 

"I spanked for a long time. It was almost a Spankathon."
spankathon by Stouffer November 7, 2002

spankathon 

The word given to a very good football (soccer) team, that scores a lot of goals. eye catching, exciting football.
"wow spankathon!" "they scored lots of good goals!"
spankathon by lewis85 April 20, 2006

skunkathon

A playful nickname for a vile marathon embarked upon to see who can go the longest without bathing.
Yep, my brother-in-law and his wife say they are trying to conserve water, but we believe they are simply trying to prevent visits with their disgusting skunkathon.
skunkathon by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019

Stinkathon

Sex marathon (related to Stinkie Twinkie wherein your twinkie (dick) gets stinkie for hours on end!)
Some guys would like to have a stinkathon with Julia Stiles!
Stinkathon by MOCO & P-Phat October 21, 2011

Spankatunity

When a person (usually your girlfriend/boyfriend) bends over, presenting a clear opportunity for a spanking.
I came home from work and my girlfriend was bending over in the kitchen - perfect spankatunity!
Spankatunity by Digital Devil August 5, 2007
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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