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Stalkaholic

Someone that thinks everyone on the planet is stalking him/her. Even normal life behavior is viewed by the stalkaholic as "stalking them". Also, they feel as though they can never be stalkers, even when they exhibit the behavior that they deem others stalkers for doing. They are obsessed with being stalked. They wish it were true.
"OMG did you see Jason over there? Stop f***ing stalking me, stalker! God! I found out Jason was stalking me when I looked him up on the internet all day yesterday, I know where he lives and where his family lives. He is def. a stalker!"

"Ummm wow stalkaholic, besides don't you think that looking Jason up is kind of creepy on your part? You are stalking him!"

"Duh, no way! I'm not a stalker, tee hee!"
Stalkaholic by cherrypit February 28, 2009

talkaholic

Someone who is addicted to talking. He/she is constantly on the prowl looking for someone to talk to.
Poor Mary can't help it, she's a talkaholic. The only time she isn't talking is when she's sleeping.
talkaholic by Belladonna622 January 1, 2009

skankaholic 

a man who cannot get enough of lower-class sluts who have a nasty smell
Tyler has become a real skankaholic; I know it, because he reeks of unclean pussy and I see him often in the company of dirty harlots.
skankaholic by (none) October 30, 2003

Stalkalicious 

Someone so delicious you can't help but want to stalk them.
She was so stalkalicious, I spent 3 hours in the dumpster outside her appartment looking for naughty bits.
Stalkalicious by Plettionary December 18, 2009

Salsaholic 

It specifically targets someone who dances salsa. Someone who is a salsaholic generally dances 5-7 days a week; thinks about dancing all the time; does body movement whilst sitting down; does various basic steps and/or shines whilst standing.

The dance styles which a salsaholic can be involved in is not restricted to salsa, it extends to other forms of street latin such as; Bachata, Puerto Rican Cha Cha, and Merengue. They also might wish to let loose with Reggaeton and Brazillian Samba. Some other types of dance are become increasingly popular throughout the salsaholic community such as: Zouk and Kizomba.
You dance salsa 7 days a week? You're a salsaholic!
Salsaholic by yeders April 16, 2008

stockaholics 

ADJECTIVE

1.) An addiction to trade stocks or ownership certificates of any company, also know as shares.
2.) An individual with a dopamine induced rush of making a stock trade; Uncontrolled Excessive trading.
Some stockaholics take the gamble in life to encounter wealth.

in other words a HUGE COME UP!
stockaholics by Elfresh October 8, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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