stalkaholic

someone who is addicted to stalking,whether it is a celebrity, former boyfriend/girlfriend, or animal; a way of saying someone is obsessed about something

"I want to know what color Jon Walker's toilet is."

"You're such a stalkaholic, Jenny!"

by Natalie Disco April 6, 2007

Stalkaholic

Someone that thinks everyone on the planet is stalking him/her. Even normal life behavior is viewed by the stalkaholic as "stalking them". Also, they feel as though they can never be stalkers, even when they exhibit the behavior that they deem others stalkers for doing. They are obsessed with being stalked. They wish it were true.

"OMG did you see Jason over there? Stop f***ing stalking me, stalker! God! I found out Jason was stalking me when I looked him up on the internet all day yesterday, I know where he lives and where his family lives. He is def. a stalker!"

"Ummm wow stalkaholic, besides don't you think that looking Jason up is kind of creepy on your part? You are stalking him!"

"Duh, no way! I'm not a stalker, tee hee!"

by cherrypit February 28, 2009

talkaholic

Someone who is addicted to talking. He/she is constantly on the prowl looking for someone to talk to.

Poor Mary can't help it, she's a talkaholic. The only time she isn't talking is when she's sleeping.

by Belladonna622 January 1, 2009

skankaholic

a man who cannot get enough of lower-class sluts who have a nasty smell

Tyler has become a real skankaholic; I know it, because he reeks of unclean pussy and I see him often in the company of dirty harlots.

by (none) October 30, 2003

Stalkalicious

Someone so delicious you can't help but want to stalk them.

She was so stalkalicious, I spent 3 hours in the dumpster outside her appartment looking for naughty bits.

by Plettionary December 18, 2009

Salsaholic

It specifically targets someone who dances salsa. Someone who is a salsaholic generally dances 5-7 days a week; thinks about dancing all the time; does body movement whilst sitting down; does various basic steps and/or shines whilst standing.

The dance styles which a salsaholic can be involved in is not restricted to salsa, it extends to other forms of street latin such as; Bachata, Puerto Rican Cha Cha, and Merengue. They also might wish to let loose with Reggaeton and Brazillian Samba. Some other types of dance are become increasingly popular throughout the salsaholic community such as: Zouk and Kizomba.

You dance salsa 7 days a week? You're a salsaholic!

by yeders April 16, 2008

stockaholics

ADJECTIVE

1.) An addiction to trade stocks or ownership certificates of any company, also know as shares.
2.) An individual with a dopamine induced rush of making a stock trade; Uncontrolled Excessive trading.

Some stockaholics take the gamble in life to encounter wealth.

in other words a HUGE COME UP!

by Elfresh October 8, 2020