stalkaphobia 

When you have a fear of stalkers

I have stalkaphobia when I'm alone at night

stalkaphobia by NatureGirl99 April 17, 2018

Stataphobia 

An abnormal fear of research design and statistics—prevents publication, tenure, and scientific recognition. The word was originally coined by Prof. Ron Laporte of University of Pittsburgh and popularized by the "Supercourse" of Epidemiology team.

Stataphobia is probably a major cause of low output of scientific publications from developing countries.

Stataphobia by KII April 8, 2013

stachaphobia 

the fear of mustaches

Jeff Foxworthy's mustache gives me stachaphobia

stachaphobia by JAP tupper July 11, 2010

salsaphobia

the irrational fear of salsa, either hot or cold, with ingredients such as cream cheese, velveeta, tomatoes, peppers, and queso. It also applies if you think you have a salsa monster living under your bed.

"Hey, do you want some chips and dip?"
"NO! I have a bad case of salsaphobia AND a salsa monster living under my bed. Get that away from me." (while running and/or screaming)

salsaphobia by tricky tractor February 9, 2010

shankaphobia

fear of being shanked.

Julie: *picks up marker*
Jill: HOLEH CRAP DON'T SHANK ME WIT DAT!!!
Julie: wtf?! you and your stupid shankaphobia are really annoying.

shankaphobia by Toastie Cullen December 9, 2008

Stallophobia 

The fear of someone kicking the door in on you while you’re taking a shit and beating your ass while you are defenseless

Stallophobia is a real fear

Stallophobia by Kamikazexv December 6, 2019

Stataphobia 

The severe anxiety of updating ones facebook status, due to the fear nobody will 'like' it.

Oh my god make your facebook status chillen with Harry and Hermione in the Gryffindor common room!

Guuuuys what if no one likes it! I CAN'T! I have stataphobia Aghghghhh

Stataphobia by Ezra McCoollike June 28, 2010