Stagnostic 

A person sharing the belief that at some point in life you're bound to become a stagnant individual that stops growing personally and emotionally and thus doesn't try to change in the first place.

Such a person usually has a grim and melancholic outlook on life.

A: What do you believe in?

B: Nothing, really. We're all bound to become mindless working drones at some point. We'll all stop growing up eventually. So you could call me a Stagnostic.

A: Dude...

Stagnostic by JamesHaphaxBaxter May 19, 2019

Spagnostic

One who believes the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the true creator but does not know which Pastafarian denomination is the true church. For example, most Pastafarians believe the FSM sauce is tomato based, where as others believe it is pesto or cream.

Mark: Hey Mary, are you a member of the Church of Alfredo or are you a Pestoinian?

Mary: Neither, I'm not sure if the FSM is alfredo, pesto or tomato based, so I am Spagnostic.

Spagnostic by Carl Otto January 2, 2010

Spagnostic

1)A branch of the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster that is agnostic in Pastafarianism

2) an agnostic that uses Flying Spaghetti Monster as an example for their beliefs.

1) Pastafarian 1: Hey who is that guy?
Pastafarian 2: O, he is a Spagnostic.

2) Spagnostic: Well you see God can be just as real as the Flying Spaghetti Monster. As you can you see I am Spagnostic.

Spagnostic by GuyfromVegas May 8, 2008

Shagnastic 

A person who is totally gross, but so doable at the same time.

See also: stagnastic

That Paris Hilton is shagnastic. I know I'd get every STD known to man, but if she were here, I'd totally do her!

Shagnastic by Fizzle Shizzle February 17, 2006

Statoosticle 

The thing that powers that powers the main thing and if malfunctions occurs, prevents the main thing from working

Dave: "why isn't it working?"
John: "It's cause the statoosticle."

Statoosticle by Alex from Minecraft January 26, 2022

santagnostic 

A person who does not believe either that Santa exists or not and does not need to know in order to find joy in the Christmas holiday.

I am not sure if Santa brings me gifts or if its my relatives and it does not matter to me...I guess I am a Santagnostic.

santagnostic by Spread like Mike Honcho November 24, 2011

Stagnastic 

A person who is totally gross, but so doable at the same time.

See also: shagnastic

That Paris Hilton is stagnastic. I know I'd get every STD known to man, but if she were here, I'd totally do her!

Stagnastic by Fizzle Shizzle February 17, 2006