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When sexual chemistry is so intense that opposing genitalia are being drawn together like a magnet...
(during doggy style)

"see me and you sweetheart.... its like.... its like we're just... shagnetic.. !!"
Shagnetic by JamboLAD February 16, 2020

Spagnostic

One who believes the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the true creator but does not know which Pastafarian denomination is the true church. For example, most Pastafarians believe the FSM sauce is tomato based, where as others believe it is pesto or cream.
Mark: Hey Mary, are you a member of the Church of Alfredo or are you a Pestoinian?

Mary: Neither, I'm not sure if the FSM is alfredo, pesto or tomato based, so I am Spagnostic.
Spagnostic by Carl Otto January 2, 2010

shrugnostic 

noun: one who is indifferent to the question of God's existence or non-existence.

adjective: related to or being a shrugnostic.
We had a very heated argument concerning the existence of a supreme being – all except George, the shrugnostic, who just sipped his martini with utter indifference.
shrugnostic by Ken Tetalman July 15, 2006

shagtastic 

shagtastic by lopus April 24, 2003

Spagnostic

1)A branch of the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster that is agnostic in Pastafarianism

2) an agnostic that uses Flying Spaghetti Monster as an example for their beliefs.
1) Pastafarian 1: Hey who is that guy?
Pastafarian 2: O, he is a Spagnostic.

2) Spagnostic: Well you see God can be just as real as the Flying Spaghetti Monster. As you can you see I am Spagnostic.
Spagnostic by GuyfromVegas May 8, 2008

Shagnastic 

A person who is totally gross, but so doable at the same time.

See also: stagnastic
That Paris Hilton is shagnastic. I know I'd get every STD known to man, but if she were here, I'd totally do her!
Shagnastic by Fizzle Shizzle February 17, 2006