When a person thinks that the use of the word swagger is completely stupid and will not conform with popular trends
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One who believes the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the true creator but does not know which Pastafarian denomination is the true church. For example, most Pastafarians believe the FSM sauce is tomato based, where as others believe it is pesto or cream.
Mark: Hey Mary, are you a member of the Church of Alfredo or are you a Pestoinian?
Mary: Neither, I'm not sure if the FSM is alfredo, pesto or tomato based, so I am Spagnostic.
Mary: Neither, I'm not sure if the FSM is alfredo, pesto or tomato based, so I am Spagnostic.
by Carl Otto January 2, 2010
Get the Spagnostic mug.a group of three people (usually male) who walk into a social event and all eyes are on them. they seem to attract everyone with their level of swagger. and all of their swagger combined results in the phenomenon known as the "swagtastic trio"
female 1- did you see Josh, Ryan, and Zach last night?
female 2- hell yeah they was lookin real fine..
female 1- they were so swagged out! i just wanted to drop my panties on site
female 2- we call that a swagtastic trio my dear, and yeah i wanted to drop 'em too
female 2- hell yeah they was lookin real fine..
female 1- they were so swagged out! i just wanted to drop my panties on site
female 2- we call that a swagtastic trio my dear, and yeah i wanted to drop 'em too
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by The car whisperer February 15, 2017
Get the Swapanostics mug.1)A branch of the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster that is agnostic in Pastafarianism
2) an agnostic that uses Flying Spaghetti Monster as an example for their beliefs.
2) an agnostic that uses Flying Spaghetti Monster as an example for their beliefs.
1) Pastafarian 1: Hey who is that guy?
Pastafarian 2: O, he is a Spagnostic.
2) Spagnostic: Well you see God can be just as real as the Flying Spaghetti Monster. As you can you see I am Spagnostic.
Pastafarian 2: O, he is a Spagnostic.
2) Spagnostic: Well you see God can be just as real as the Flying Spaghetti Monster. As you can you see I am Spagnostic.
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