Swagnostic 

When a person thinks that the use of the word swagger is completely stupid and will not conform with popular trends

If you say swagger one more time I will kill you. I'm swagnostic I guess.

Swagnostic by Smiley@34 December 2, 2010

Swagnostic 

The process one must under take to determine how much swagger an individual has.

Logan: Bro, how do we know that dude cool to hang?
Ryan: Yo man, just run a swagnostic.

Swagnostic by DinoLaurs October 7, 2018

Spagnostic

One who believes the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the true creator but does not know which Pastafarian denomination is the true church. For example, most Pastafarians believe the FSM sauce is tomato based, where as others believe it is pesto or cream.

Mark: Hey Mary, are you a member of the Church of Alfredo or are you a Pestoinian?

Mary: Neither, I'm not sure if the FSM is alfredo, pesto or tomato based, so I am Spagnostic.

Spagnostic by Carl Otto January 2, 2010

Swagtastic Trio 

a group of three people (usually male) who walk into a social event and all eyes are on them. they seem to attract everyone with their level of swagger. and all of their swagger combined results in the phenomenon known as the "swagtastic trio"

female 1- did you see Josh, Ryan, and Zach last night?

female 2- hell yeah they was lookin real fine..

female 1- they were so swagged out! i just wanted to drop my panties on site

female 2- we call that a swagtastic trio my dear, and yeah i wanted to drop 'em too

Swagtastic Trio by J*Hudd October 5, 2009

swagtastical 

Fantastically full of swag.

Your dad picks up all the chicks because he's just so swagtastical.

swagtastical by zetaheart66 September 9, 2011

Swapanostics 

Cluelessly switching parts around in order to determine where a fault lies, in lieu of proper testing

Sean was a terrible mechanic and relied on swapanostics to determine why his truck was misfiring

Swapanostics by The car whisperer February 15, 2017

Spagnostic

1)A branch of the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster that is agnostic in Pastafarianism

2) an agnostic that uses Flying Spaghetti Monster as an example for their beliefs.

1) Pastafarian 1: Hey who is that guy?
Pastafarian 2: O, he is a Spagnostic.

2) Spagnostic: Well you see God can be just as real as the Flying Spaghetti Monster. As you can you see I am Spagnostic.

Spagnostic by GuyfromVegas May 8, 2008