Swagnostic
When a person thinks that the use of the word swagger is completely stupid and will not conform with popular trends
Swagnostic by Smiley@34 December 2, 2010
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Swagnostic
Swagnostic by DinoLaurs October 7, 2018
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Swagnostic • spagnostic • Scagnostic • Shagnostic • Slagnostic • Stagnostic • swapnostics • swagtastic • Swagstick • swagtastical
Spagnostic
One who believes the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the true creator but does not know which Pastafarian denomination is the true church. For example, most Pastafarians believe the FSM sauce is tomato based, where as others believe it is pesto or cream.
Mark: Hey Mary, are you a member of the Church of Alfredo or are you a Pestoinian?
Mary: Neither, I'm not sure if the FSM is alfredo, pesto or tomato based, so I am Spagnostic.
Mary: Neither, I'm not sure if the FSM is alfredo, pesto or tomato based, so I am Spagnostic.
Spagnostic by Carl Otto January 2, 2010
Swagtastic Trio
a group of three people (usually male) who walk into a social event and all eyes are on them. they seem to attract everyone with their level of swagger. and all of their swagger combined results in the phenomenon known as the "swagtastic trio"
female 1- did you see Josh, Ryan, and Zach last night?
female 2- hell yeah they was lookin real fine..
female 1- they were so swagged out! i just wanted to drop my panties on site
female 2- we call that a swagtastic trio my dear, and yeah i wanted to drop 'em too
female 2- hell yeah they was lookin real fine..
female 1- they were so swagged out! i just wanted to drop my panties on site
female 2- we call that a swagtastic trio my dear, and yeah i wanted to drop 'em too
Swagtastic Trio by J*Hudd October 5, 2009
swagtastical
swagtastical by zetaheart66 September 9, 2011
Swapanostics
Cluelessly switching parts around in order to determine where a fault lies, in lieu of proper testing
Swapanostics by The car whisperer February 15, 2017
Spagnostic
1)A branch of the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster that is agnostic in Pastafarianism
2) an agnostic that uses Flying Spaghetti Monster as an example for their beliefs.
2) an agnostic that uses Flying Spaghetti Monster as an example for their beliefs.
1) Pastafarian 1: Hey who is that guy?
Pastafarian 2: O, he is a Spagnostic.
2) Spagnostic: Well you see God can be just as real as the Flying Spaghetti Monster. As you can you see I am Spagnostic.
Pastafarian 2: O, he is a Spagnostic.
2) Spagnostic: Well you see God can be just as real as the Flying Spaghetti Monster. As you can you see I am Spagnostic.
Spagnostic by GuyfromVegas May 8, 2008
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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