Slagnostic

Someone who isn't sure if there is a god, and happens to have sex with a lot of people.

Girl #1: I don't know, there could be a god, but I'd rather forget about it and just fuck everyone.

Girl #2: You are such a slagnostic!

Slagnostic by mkmetalhead August 22, 2012

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Spagnostic

One who believes the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the true creator but does not know which Pastafarian denomination is the true church. For example, most Pastafarians believe the FSM sauce is tomato based, where as others believe it is pesto or cream.

Mark: Hey Mary, are you a member of the Church of Alfredo or are you a Pestoinian?

Mary: Neither, I'm not sure if the FSM is alfredo, pesto or tomato based, so I am Spagnostic.

Spagnostic by Carl Otto January 2, 2010

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Slagnostic • spagnostic • Swagnostic • Scagnostic • Shagnostic • Stagnostic • plagnostic • Sexgnostic • Shagnastic • Signostic

Spagnostic

1)A branch of the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster that is agnostic in Pastafarianism

2) an agnostic that uses Flying Spaghetti Monster as an example for their beliefs.

1) Pastafarian 1: Hey who is that guy?
Pastafarian 2: O, he is a Spagnostic.

2) Spagnostic: Well you see God can be just as real as the Flying Spaghetti Monster. As you can you see I am Spagnostic.

Spagnostic by GuyfromVegas May 8, 2008

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Shagnastic

A person who is totally gross, but so doable at the same time.

See also: stagnastic

That Paris Hilton is shagnastic. I know I'd get every STD known to man, but if she were here, I'd totally do her!

Shagnastic by Fizzle Shizzle February 17, 2006

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Stagnastic

A person who is totally gross, but so doable at the same time.

See also: shagnastic

That Paris Hilton is stagnastic. I know I'd get every STD known to man, but if she were here, I'd totally do her!

Stagnastic by Fizzle Shizzle February 17, 2006

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swapnostics

Swapping out parts in the hope of diagnosing and repairing a vehicle.

Baz spent thousands of dollars on parts and it took all day only to find it was a poor earth. This is swapnostics at it's best.

swapnostics by diagnosticspecialist May 21, 2019

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Slagstick

Your penis

Stuck my slagstick

Slagstick by Moe 006 April 9, 2022

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