Spagnostic

One who believes the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the true creator but does not know which Pastafarian denomination is the true church. For example, most Pastafarians believe the FSM sauce is tomato based, where as others believe it is pesto or cream.

Mark: Hey Mary, are you a member of the Church of Alfredo or are you a Pestoinian?

Mary: Neither, I'm not sure if the FSM is alfredo, pesto or tomato based, so I am Spagnostic.

Spagnostic by Carl Otto January 2, 2010

Spagnostic

1)A branch of the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster that is agnostic in Pastafarianism

2) an agnostic that uses Flying Spaghetti Monster as an example for their beliefs.

1) Pastafarian 1: Hey who is that guy?
Pastafarian 2: O, he is a Spagnostic.

2) Spagnostic: Well you see God can be just as real as the Flying Spaghetti Monster. As you can you see I am Spagnostic.

Spagnostic by GuyfromVegas May 8, 2008

spagnostic

One who does not believe in the true creator: The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

pastafarian: Gravity is only a theory!
nonbeliever: No it isn't!
pastafarian: You spagnostic! We are grounded because of intelligent falling; he pushes us down with his noodly appendages!

spagnostic by Bertrand Russell December 29, 2008

Shagnastic 

A person who is totally gross, but so doable at the same time.

See also: stagnastic

That Paris Hilton is shagnastic. I know I'd get every STD known to man, but if she were here, I'd totally do her!

Shagnastic by Fizzle Shizzle February 17, 2006

Stagnastic 

A person who is totally gross, but so doable at the same time.

See also: shagnastic

That Paris Hilton is stagnastic. I know I'd get every STD known to man, but if she were here, I'd totally do her!

Stagnastic by Fizzle Shizzle February 17, 2006

spaznastic 

achieving slight annoyingness through random and extreme bursts of hyper activity

that man is nothing but a spaznastic turd

spaznastic by joe burblyturd August 2, 2017

swapnostics 

Swapping out parts in the hope of diagnosing and repairing a vehicle.

Baz spent thousands of dollars on parts and it took all day only to find it was a poor earth. This is swapnostics at it's best.

swapnostics by diagnosticspecialist May 21, 2019