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Scagnostic

- Semi christian agnostic.

- Semi or somewhat religious christian or even a cultural christian from species homo sapiens, a post-neanderthal, that lean towards agnosticism or christian agnosticism.
"She never took traditional religious beliefs seriously and some even branded her as scagnostic, because of her mixture of some christian beliefs / views and agnosticism mostly or often fueled by christian agnosticism.
by JYoona December 15, 2024
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Spagnostic

One who believes the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the true creator but does not know which Pastafarian denomination is the true church. For example, most Pastafarians believe the FSM sauce is tomato based, where as others believe it is pesto or cream.
Mark: Hey Mary, are you a member of the Church of Alfredo or are you a Pestoinian?

Mary: Neither, I'm not sure if the FSM is alfredo, pesto or tomato based, so I am Spagnostic.
by Carl Otto January 2, 2010
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Spagnostic

1)A branch of the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster that is agnostic in Pastafarianism

2) an agnostic that uses Flying Spaghetti Monster as an example for their beliefs.
1) Pastafarian 1: Hey who is that guy?
Pastafarian 2: O, he is a Spagnostic.

2) Spagnostic: Well you see God can be just as real as the Flying Spaghetti Monster. As you can you see I am Spagnostic.
by GuyfromVegas May 8, 2008
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Shagnastic

A person who is totally gross, but so doable at the same time.

See also: stagnastic
That Paris Hilton is shagnastic. I know I'd get every STD known to man, but if she were here, I'd totally do her!
by Fizzle Shizzle February 17, 2006
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Stagnastic

A person who is totally gross, but so doable at the same time.

See also: shagnastic
That Paris Hilton is stagnastic. I know I'd get every STD known to man, but if she were here, I'd totally do her!
by Fizzle Shizzle February 17, 2006
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swapnostics

Swapping out parts in the hope of diagnosing and repairing a vehicle.
Baz spent thousands of dollars on parts and it took all day only to find it was a poor earth. This is swapnostics at it's best.
by diagnosticspecialist May 21, 2019
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spagnostic

One who does not believe in the true creator: The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
pastafarian: Gravity is only a theory!
nonbeliever: No it isn't!
pastafarian: You spagnostic! We are grounded because of intelligent falling; he pushes us down with his noodly appendages!
by Bertrand Russell December 29, 2008
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