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Stagnastic 

A person who is totally gross, but so doable at the same time.

See also: shagnastic
That Paris Hilton is stagnastic. I know I'd get every STD known to man, but if she were here, I'd totally do her!
Stagnastic by Fizzle Shizzle February 17, 2006
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Stanatic 

"Stanatic" is a term applied to fans of Canadian-American actress Stana Katic who currently stars on ABC's hit drama "Castle". The term combines Stana's name with the word 'fanatic', and means just that: a Stana Katic Fanatic. It was coined by 'BostonScientist' and distributed by 'Lilmac' in response to "Browncoats"--Nathan Fillion's fans--in order to help identify Stana Katic fans who are abreast of her interviews; television, film, and stage projects; participation in charitable events; and other artistic endeavours.
The Browncoats can have Nathan Fillion, I'm a Stanatic.
Stanatic by BeckettTheGreat March 24, 2010

Spagnostic

One who believes the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the true creator but does not know which Pastafarian denomination is the true church. For example, most Pastafarians believe the FSM sauce is tomato based, where as others believe it is pesto or cream.
Mark: Hey Mary, are you a member of the Church of Alfredo or are you a Pestoinian?

Mary: Neither, I'm not sure if the FSM is alfredo, pesto or tomato based, so I am Spagnostic.
Spagnostic by Carl Otto January 2, 2010

Stagnating air 

When the vibe/mood/aura of a room/place seems uneasy and out of the ordinary, the air is heavy and something feels wrong. It commonly foreshadows that something terrible is about to happen.

The term was heavily popularized in 2017 when the game DDLC (Doki Doki Literature Club) was released, and one of the characters (Yuri) uses it.
“Stagnating air is common foreshadowing that something terrible is about to happen” -Yuri 2017

Swagtastic Trio 

a group of three people (usually male) who walk into a social event and all eyes are on them. they seem to attract everyone with their level of swagger. and all of their swagger combined results in the phenomenon known as the "swagtastic trio"
female 1- did you see Josh, Ryan, and Zach last night?

female 2- hell yeah they was lookin real fine..

female 1- they were so swagged out! i just wanted to drop my panties on site

female 2- we call that a swagtastic trio my dear, and yeah i wanted to drop 'em too
Swagtastic Trio by J*Hudd October 5, 2009

Stantastic 

A "Polish" engineering report full of color and bullshit, containing little useful content. Features colors from the Polish flag. Very likely to please Dr. Stan "The Man" Lukowski.
This Dynamical Systems report is Stantastic....just look at all the red!

Stagnative

an individual who is opposed to any change, improvement or advancement simply because it was originally presented by an opposing political party, source or ideology

an individual who's only opinion on a subject is to reject the opinion being presented

an individual who does not have a direction but is sure that the one being suggested is wrong

an individual who offers only criticisms, not solutions

an intellectual Luddite
"Why is Joe so dead set against health care reform? I thought he was going bankrupt from all his hospital bills."

"Oh, well, its unfortunate, but he's a Stagnative."

"So, he's opposed to it on principle?"

"No, Stagnatives don't have principles, they just reject yours."
Stagnative by Jake can hop September 5, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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