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One who believes the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the true creator but does not know which Pastafarian denomination is the true church. For example, most Pastafarians believe the FSM sauce is tomato based, where as others believe it is pesto or cream.

Mark: Hey Mary, are you a member of the Church of Alfredo or are you a Pestoinian?

Mary: Neither, I'm not sure if the FSM is alfredo, pesto or tomato based, so I am Spagnostic.

Spagnostic by Carl Otto January 2, 2010

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Spagnostic

1)A branch of the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster that is agnostic in Pastafarianism

2) an agnostic that uses Flying Spaghetti Monster as an example for their beliefs.

1) Pastafarian 1: Hey who is that guy?
Pastafarian 2: O, he is a Spagnostic.

2) Spagnostic: Well you see God can be just as real as the Flying Spaghetti Monster. As you can you see I am Spagnostic.

Spagnostic by GuyfromVegas May 8, 2008

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spagnostic

One who does not believe in the true creator: The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

pastafarian: Gravity is only a theory!
nonbeliever: No it isn't!
pastafarian: You spagnostic! We are grounded because of intelligent falling; he pushes us down with his noodly appendages!

spagnostic by Bertrand Russell December 29, 2008

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Shagnastic

A person who is totally gross, but so doable at the same time.

See also: stagnastic

That Paris Hilton is shagnastic. I know I'd get every STD known to man, but if she were here, I'd totally do her!

Shagnastic by Fizzle Shizzle February 17, 2006

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Stagnastic

A person who is totally gross, but so doable at the same time.

See also: shagnastic

That Paris Hilton is stagnastic. I know I'd get every STD known to man, but if she were here, I'd totally do her!

Stagnastic by Fizzle Shizzle February 17, 2006

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spaznastic

achieving slight annoyingness through random and extreme bursts of hyper activity

that man is nothing but a spaznastic turd

spaznastic by joe burblyturd August 2, 2017

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swapnostics

Swapping out parts in the hope of diagnosing and repairing a vehicle.

Baz spent thousands of dollars on parts and it took all day only to find it was a poor earth. This is swapnostics at it's best.

swapnostics by diagnosticspecialist May 21, 2019

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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