Sexgnostic

The belief that your sex drive exist or doesn't exist, you're not sure

Guy1: Man, I just found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me.. But I wasn't so much into the sex anyways...

Guy2: oh my god, what a cheating hoe!
Guy1: Nawww, it's alright... I'm sexgnostic anyways...

by Hoel MD PhD December 13, 2018

Spagnostic

One who believes the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the true creator but does not know which Pastafarian denomination is the true church. For example, most Pastafarians believe the FSM sauce is tomato based, where as others believe it is pesto or cream.

Mark: Hey Mary, are you a member of the Church of Alfredo or are you a Pestoinian?

Mary: Neither, I'm not sure if the FSM is alfredo, pesto or tomato based, so I am Spagnostic.

by Carl Otto January 2, 2010

Spagnostic

1)A branch of the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster that is agnostic in Pastafarianism

2) an agnostic that uses Flying Spaghetti Monster as an example for their beliefs.

1) Pastafarian 1: Hey who is that guy?
Pastafarian 2: O, he is a Spagnostic.

2) Spagnostic: Well you see God can be just as real as the Flying Spaghetti Monster. As you can you see I am Spagnostic.

by GuyfromVegas May 8, 2008

sexnastics

Having such a long, wild, athletic sex session with so many positions that you feel like you just got a serious workout at the gym.

Ursula: Wow, girl. You look exhausted. What have you been up to?
Maria: My man just spent the last 12 hours doing naughty sexnastics with me. I need a nap!
Ursula: Now I know why he's in such good shape.

by snowl0ver June 18, 2011

spagnostic

One who does not believe in the true creator: The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

pastafarian: Gravity is only a theory!
nonbeliever: No it isn't!
pastafarian: You spagnostic! We are grounded because of intelligent falling; he pushes us down with his noodly appendages!

by Bertrand Russell December 29, 2008

Swagnostic

When a person thinks that the use of the word swagger is completely stupid and will not conform with popular trends

If you say swagger one more time I will kill you. I'm swagnostic I guess.

by Smiley@34 December 2, 2010

Shagnostic

When you're not sure whether to have sex with someone

I quite fancy that trixie bird, but I've heard she's got the clap, I want to shag her but I'm a bit frightened, I'm shagnostic

by Nigeatron June 8, 2020