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stockpiling 

the act of not masturbating for a long period of time in order to build up a large amount of sperm to impress your girlfriend with when you first have sex
Dude, I've been stockpiling since i've been going out with Fiona, my balls are ready to burst.
stockpiling by Johhny Big Balls April 21, 2005

snackpie 

A complete and utter airhead, typically female. Common characteristics are constant hair-flipping, gum chewing, and an overabundance of flavored lip gloss.

AKA a "Valley Girl" or "Preppie".
"Like OMG, did you see that cuuuuuuute Von Dutch trucker hat on Paris Hilton?!?" I'm like totally buying one as soon as daddy gives me back my Visa, it's only like $50! Paris is like my idol! I totally wanna make a video like she did..." - stereotypical snackpie
snackpie by Val June 7, 2004
Form of penis-breast intercourse, aka "tittyfucking," in which the male's ass is above the female's face, thrusting downward.
"Ian got bored with the regular tittyfucking, so he turned around and gave her the stackpole."
stackpole by TCF January 12, 2006

stackpole strongarm 

When recieving subpar fellatio, you sweeten the deal by punching her in the stomach, in theory making said mediocre blow job better (we're not sure how; ask Stackpole).
Q: Donkey punch? Yeah, that's when a chick's giving you head and you punch her the stomach, right?
A: No, that's a Stackpole Strongarm.

Stackpolian 

Adjective. Used to describe when something is more difficult then it needs to be, usually done intentionally by design.
This stackpolian project I am doing should have taken 40 minutes max, but here we are, 47 hours later.
Stackpolian by DarrowOfLycos May 10, 2019

snackpill 

To become aware of the true nature of the snack industry.
P1: "Yo, I was stealing snacks earlier"
P2: "Based and snackpilled"
snackpill by 2Burnt4Bread January 16, 2022