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snailpilled

To become snailpilled or to be snailpilled, you believe in "snail man". A creature seen by very few at night, commonly mistaken by others for a delusion, a hallucination, schizophrenia, etc. Snail man is an ephemeral that is both infinitely fast and infinitely slow.
He is tall and commonly seen as green, but many other colors have been sworn by. Speaking only right of snailman is detrimental to being snailpilled, as you will never sleep right again if you don't. The fear of him standing outside your house, a warehouse, a department store, he hides in plain sight, and you don't want to be on his bad side.

The folk who believe in snail man are then considered snailpilled, to have taken the "snailpill".
Snail man is real! I'm so snailpilled.
Yeah... she's snailpilled.
Since you left me.. I've been snailpilled..
Thank you Gezebelle for introducing me to the snailpill, now I'm snaillpilled for life.
snailpilled by fartsmella9000 April 22, 2021

Snackwell Fallacy

Eating massive servings of foods which are low-fat, low-sodium or low-cholesterol under the mistaken impression that you are making a healthy choice. Instigated initially in the late 1990s with the Snackwell line of low-fat cookies.
I just ate an entire pallet of reduced sodium Lays potato chips. So you know, my diet is still unbroken.

You just got chumped by the Snackwell Fallacy, dumb ass.

Sackville Deluxe 

Step 1: Apply peanut butter to your anus.

Step 2: Engage your girlfriend/wife in anal sex.

Step 3: Call Fido, who will rim you whilst you bang your girlfriend.
Mom was shocked when she caught me, Maria, and Buster in a Sackville Deluxe.
Sackville Deluxe by Peter Kelly April 15, 2005

Sackville-Hamilton 

1. An entity that can perform unrivalled acts of endurance masturbation

2. A person who can survive on a diet consisting solely of Milk and Easter Eggs
Boy 1: Where is Tom today?
Boy 2: I don't know, I think he has been in the toilets for 40 minutes.
Boy 1: Oh, he is such a Sackville-Hamilton

snackpie 

A complete and utter airhead, typically female. Common characteristics are constant hair-flipping, gum chewing, and an overabundance of flavored lip gloss.

AKA a "Valley Girl" or "Preppie".
"Like OMG, did you see that cuuuuuuute Von Dutch trucker hat on Paris Hilton?!?" I'm like totally buying one as soon as daddy gives me back my Visa, it's only like $50! Paris is like my idol! I totally wanna make a video like she did..." - stereotypical snackpie
snackpie by Val June 7, 2004

Sackville Kiss 

In Sackville, a kiss is defined as giving someone a wicked BJ.
Your mom just gave me a Sackville Kiss
Sackville Kiss by Peter Guy November 5, 2006