snackrilege

1. Buying some sugary abomination, usually from a vending machine.

2. Eating something that your posse would normally consider un-cool.
I committed an act of gross snackrilege today: I secretly bought a bag of Gummy Bears from the vending machine and ate them all.
by TheDeathBot April 16, 2009
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Snackrilege

The act of consciously defaming tasty party snacks.
Person 1: Hey dude, wanna triscuit?

Person 2: God no, triscuits taste like week old ass.

Person 1: Bite your tongue blasphemer, I will not stand for such snackrilege!

Person 2: *flips bird*
by St.Charlatan March 08, 2010
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snackrilege

1. The act of disrespecting a delicious snack by deliberately consuming a snack of lesser quality

2. treating a low quality snack as interchangeable with a snack of better quality
Man 1:"Hey man, would you like some of my mom's homemade cookies?"
Man 2:"Nah dude, I have these store-brand cookies I got on sale at Walmart."
Man 1: "Woah. that's some serious snackrilege."
by MaeFlower314 November 19, 2022
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