Squonz

A person who has a propensity for losing things. These things are often house animals named after household spices.

Dude 1: Dude, where did my cat Cinnamon go?

Dude 2: I don't know dude. You're such a Squonz bro.

by Salt the Cat. October 13, 2013

squonky

a funny sounding word. may be used as a synonym for shit or the act of shitting, or as a synonym for the word wonky (meaning wack or defunct)

stepping in dog squonky is no way to start your day

man that sweater is straight squonky, you look like a damn fool

by Captain Turd of the SS Squonky March 19, 2014

squonky

used to describe an awkward or uncomfortable situation brought on by any range of things

it's gettin squonky up in here!

by warthog July 1, 2012

squonk

The act of squeezing e-liquid from the reservoir of a bottom-fed e-cig mod up into the atomizer.

Forgetting to squonk to can lead to dry hits and a burnt wick.

by Ewussor March 10, 2015

Squonk

A dank term for a person whom suffers from Strabismus ( Cross-Eyed Syndrome)

Ow Squonk! Pass us the Dark Fruits

by NiandraLaDes September 17, 2019

squoner

semi-erect penis. not quite a full hard-on, yet more then a little aroused

Dude, she left me with a squoner after we made out.

by pbid October 4, 2009

Squondom

Squirrel condom, to prevent squaids (Squach I V)

Sock your squock before you rock. Use a Squondom

by Batmannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn July 11, 2010