Squonz

A person who has a propensity for losing things. These things are often house animals named after household spices.

Dude 1: Dude, where did my cat Cinnamon go?

Dude 2: I don't know dude. You're such a Squonz bro.

Squonz by Salt the Cat. October 13, 2013

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squonky

a funny sounding word. may be used as a synonym for shit or the act of shitting, or as a synonym for the word wonky (meaning wack or defunct)

stepping in dog squonky is no way to start your day

man that sweater is straight squonky, you look like a damn fool

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used to describe an awkward or uncomfortable situation brought on by any range of things

squonky by warthog July 1, 2012

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The act of squeezing e-liquid from the reservoir of a bottom-fed e-cig mod up into the atomizer.

Forgetting to squonk to can lead to dry hits and a burnt wick.

squonk by Ewussor March 10, 2015

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A dank term for a person whom suffers from Strabismus ( Cross-Eyed Syndrome)

Squonk by NiandraLaDes September 17, 2019

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semi-erect penis. not quite a full hard-on, yet more then a little aroused

Dude, she left me with a squoner after we made out.

squoner by pbid October 4, 2009

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Squirrel condom, to prevent squaids (Squach I V)

Sock your squock before you rock. Use a Squondom

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