squaids

Shorthand notation of "squirrel AIDS". Some serious shit!
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"wtf, i'm not going to that miley cyrus concert...i'd rather have squaids!"

by xtinct2 January 04, 2010

squaids

the worst form of AIDS on planet Earth contracted by sexual relations with squirrels. Squirrel AIDS = Squaids.

Man 1: "dude, she was so good in bed man!"
Man 2: "bro, I'm tellin ya, fuckin around with her you might get squaids"

by MarinePimpin2012 March 24, 2011

squaids

the AIDS from a squirrel

1: "Dude, I totally did a squirrel and my balls itch now!"
2: "You have squaids!"

by exspensive habits April 04, 2010

squaids

another term for squirrel aids. usually resulting in loss of hair and legs

I lost my legs because squaids

by penny steinbergawitzskibagel December 20, 2010

squaids

squirrel aid or "squaids" is when you have the aid virus in your scrotom and they eat your nuts like a squirrel

Jake: I heard that cole got "squaids" from Cheyenne

Landon: Dude i thought cole was gay

Jake: He is now

by gary gaga July 21, 2011

squaids

A giant squid with aids.

Giant squids are a dying breed so its a shame that this one has squaids.

by GrandmasterSquaid May 14, 2013

Squaids

Disease contracted from fucking squirrels too much. Originates from The Wirral, Merseyside and has been seen in various other places such as Guyana and the city of Portsmouth. Can also be known as the Real Slim Squaidy. Has a thing for yoda too.

"Have you seen any squirrels lately?"
"Nah man, I think they died from squaids"

by SlimSquaidy March 22, 2021